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    Two Old Ladies Smoking…..

    Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
    Smoke when it starts to rain.
    One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
    cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

    Maude: What in the hell is that?

    Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Maude: Where did you get it?

    Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
    announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of *******.

    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
    (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
    brand of condom she prefers.

    "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

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    Default Re: Two Old Ladies Smoking….

    LOL - been a bit barren for jokes around here lately!

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    Talking Re: Two Old Ladies Smoking….

    That was funny!
    Born in America.

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    Default Re: Two Old Ladies Smoking….

    Glad you guys enjoyed that....lol....

    ....and yes Trish it has been a little dead here for jokes lately.....lol.... that's what happens when THE LEADER is away ....lol....but will be here more often now and will post jokes as I get them from friends..lol.

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