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My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor:
Let me tell you a story.
A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man:
That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor:
MY POINT EXACTLY!
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- 06-21-2010, 11:40 AM #1
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- 06-22-2010, 06:24 AM #2
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Re: Old man joke
I have difficulty agreeing with the doctor.
Give an 80 year old man a 24 year old bride!
He wont sleep for a month!www.siapamoyanganda.com/
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- 07-08-2010, 02:53 AM #3
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Re: Old man joke
zuriatman, and your point is.....
After not sleeping for a month will he have the strength to open his umbrella?
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- 07-12-2010, 07:38 AM #4
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Re: Old man joke
Originally Posted by sedona 
zuriatman, and your point is.....
After not sleeping for a month will he have the strength to open his umbrella?
The chances are high that he may have succeeded in impregnating her!
It is not about him. He may have a heart attack after the extremely strenous session.
"It is about whether he can make a baby", that is if he is not sterile.www.siapamoyanganda.com/
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