Dare I use this joke????

limebrook1 · #1 04-28-2006, 06:55 PM

Well, here goes anyway...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless British Women!

Girlonthehill · #2 04-28-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Well, here goes anyway...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless British Women!

LMAO!!! Trish that's so funny! Nice one!

MaryH · #3 04-28-2006, 08:06 PM

Well Trish what a hoot. Where do you find them?
I'm going to post it up in my dance studio waiting room.
The young mums will love it.

Mary

http://www.huntertheatrearts.co.uk

SChajin · #4 04-28-2006, 08:14 PM

That was a great joke!

SChajin · #5 04-28-2006, 08:14 PM

See even kitty loves it!

limebrook1 · #6 04-28-2006, 08:22 PM

My father in law sent it to me - not sure if there is a message in that!

Pixel · #7 04-28-2006, 08:47 PM

Good one :0)

Mariposa · #8 04-28-2006, 11:48 PM

ROFLMAO that was so funny, I was laughing so hard the dog came running! He loves laughter.

ddstiles · #9 04-28-2006, 11:57 PM

Very good, indeed. reminds me.... A friend of mine of mine lost his wife about a year ago and I asked how he was getting on. "The sex is the same," he said, "but the dirty dishes pile up faster."

DDS

limebrook1 · #10 04-29-2006, 10:29 AM

Dave that's awful! LOL

Mariposa · #11 04-29-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ddstiles

Very good, indeed. reminds me.... A friend of mine of mine lost his wife about a year ago and I asked how he was getting on. "The sex is the same," he said, "but the dirty dishes pile up faster."

DDS

LOL loved it!

davidundalicia · #12 05-02-2006, 08:00 PM

A man goes into chemists shop asking for a bottle of ****** tablets.
The chemist eyes him suspicously and asks:
Do you have a subscription for that?
The man reaches into his pocket and says:
No, but will this do? Its a photo of my wife..............

limebrook1 · #13 05-02-2006, 10:15 PM

Lol!

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