Thread: Religious Boyfriend

Religious Boyfriend...

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give
me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting
something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out, he returns
and tells him, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute,
too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I
think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back
and says, "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited
me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
At the dinner table, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister
on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his
head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank You for all You've
given us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank You Lord for Your kindness..."Ten
minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look
at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close
to the boy and whispers in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies, "I didn't know the pharmacist was your dad!!!"

OOOPS! - shoulda gone with a bottle of wine!...lol

Very good!

LOL

Yes, like this one Sharon.

Yessssss, that one made me laugh......nice one.

lol, this one is classsic