Thread: Nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back
to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says....................

















"No sister, the paper says it was the "Sahara Pipeline" that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."

hmmmm

Hey plusplace..........I posted that one a while ago..........

Sorry about that, I got it e mailed at work today.

Originally Posted by royb

Sorry about that, I got it e mailed at work today.

Hi Roy. Don't worry about it. LOL. it's not the first repeated joke, or list of funnies, and I'm sure it won't be the last! This place is a monster now, it's bound to happen.

Originally Posted by royb

Sorry about that, I got it e mailed at work today.

Whew......for a moment there I thought that you lived in mallorca.....