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    Wink Leave 'em laughing -

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
    The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download
    from my hard drive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
    used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
    months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"

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    No I wasnt blessed with that one! But I thought it suited the avid users here too!

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    That was very funny.

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    LOL!

    Have you not gone yet?? Lol

    Have a great time, Kate.

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    nope amanda..still draggin along - be leaving mid morning...although Ive got to run now and get packing! just thought Id leave with a joke!...lol

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    Thats a shame kate....another 7 posts and you would have made
    Lieutenant Colonel..................

    see you when you get back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidundalicia
    Thats a shame kate....another 7 posts and you would have made
    Lieutenant Colonel..................

    see you when you get back.
    SSSHHH! She'll never get ready, will be p****d at herself the whole time she's away on holiday and end up divorced and everything.... No, no don't tell her that.

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    Ah man amandas is right again! I didnt see that...well another 6 posts now!..lol...thats s'ok tho as I dont know what to do with all that silver..lol
    off to find that special toddy that will kill the pain of no puter activity...and a good divorce lawyer!
    take care all and hope your week brings you many blings!
    I fully expect to come home to millions!...I like to think on the high! hehe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kassi59
    Ah man amandas is right again! I didnt see that...well another 6 posts now!..lol...thats s'ok tho as I dont know what to do with all that silver..lol
    off to find that special toddy that will kill the pain of no puter activity...and a good divorce lawyer!
    take care all and hope your week brings you many blings!
    I fully expect to come home to millions!...I like to think on the high! hehe!
    You better not forget the lotto ticket then! Lol. Have fun, Kate!

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    Have a safe trip Kate, have fun too
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    Have a great fantastic time Kate ...if you ever get going that is lol
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    Thanx all...yes linda this is in fact my last post...Im running out the door now! whew! hope all of you have a great week!

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    H Kate - if you haven't gone yet - GO!!!!

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