On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty year s? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

and its all perfectly true to life.

__________________


http://www.plusplace.co.uk
royb@plusplace.co.uk

Reality is just a delusion brought on by the lack of alchol

Alchol is just a delusion brought on by the lack of an 'o'!

Kate - loved it! So true - though I haven't quite reached the monkey tricks yet (though I have been known to bark at the door!)

__________________
Trish

www.limebrook.com
for horse lovers and riders everywhere
www.webmasterproductions.co.uk
advice for novice website designers
www.mountainwalk.co.uk
serious walks for novice walkers
www.mybeardeddragons.co.uk
for novice bearded dragon owners
www.tucsonforbeginners.com
information for a short break in Tucson
www.pets4kids.info
advice if you're thnking of a pet for the family

'O' is just a delusion!...lol
Oh yea, I can bark at doors very well, good dog lesson learned! door to door salesmen - beware of the lady barking! And dont forget to pet the dog! He friendly!.....lol

How do you know these things??????
You could become a guru and have us dress in purple like David Ike!

Made me laugh !

__________________
www.englishwarbow.com
www.englishlongbowfilms.com

Hahaha - Im old....
I love purple!...I could do that...but then it would come out that I dont know a darn thing!...

loved that today it was very good and funny and it made me smile so thank you for that

__________________
The get vasili to join our forum campaign has begun



www.thatgoodsite.com and our forum of fun also starring my hero vasili
Weve got movies,arcade,radio,T.V,chat,music,funny vids,jokes and lots and lots of fun for free

lol Kate, i'm at the monkey stage :o)

__________________
Click the link below for page guidelines (no more sideways scroll)

http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/sho...eferrerid=5490

How to Center your page
http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/blu...tml#post124746

Kate, that was great after a rough day.

__________________
Sharon Chajin


www.memoriesofangels.com
Off to Work! Love my job!

I find that rough days should be ended with humor!...works for me any way!

Such a deal!

(Remind me to not negotiate, but to rely on official documents....Like the telephone book, doctor's prescriptions, Valentine's Day cards, and fortune cookies).

__________________
_____________________________________________________ .*.* . .* . * . * .*
My Websites... VodaHost Support....Soholaunch Support....osCommerce Support