Thread: The explaination of Life -

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty year s? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

and its all perfectly true to life.

Reality is just a delusion brought on by the lack of alchol

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Reality is just a delusion brought on by the lack of alchol

Alchol is just a delusion brought on by the lack of an 'o'!

Kate - loved it! So true - though I haven't quite reached the monkey tricks yet (though I have been known to bark at the door!)

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Alchol is just a delusion brought on by the lack of an 'o'!

Kate - loved it! So true - though I haven't quite reached the monkey tricks yet (though I have been known to bark at the door!)

'O' is just a delusion!...lol
Oh yea, I can bark at doors very well, good dog lesson learned! door to door salesmen - beware of the lady barking! And dont forget to pet the dog! He friendly!.....lol

How do you know these things??????
You could become a guru and have us dress in purple like David Ike!

Made me laugh !

Originally Posted by nick1346

How do you know these things??????
You could become a guru and have us dress in purple like David Ike!

Made me laugh !

Hahaha - Im old....
I love purple!...I could do that...but then it would come out that I dont know a darn thing!...

loved that today it was very good and funny and it made me smile so thank you for that

lol Kate, i'm at the monkey stage :o)

Kate, that was great after a rough day.

Originally Posted by SChajin

Kate, that was great after a rough day.

I find that rough days should be ended with humor!...works for me any way!

Such a deal!

(Remind me to not negotiate, but to rely on official documents....Like the telephone book, doctor's prescriptions, Valentine's Day cards, and fortune cookies).