Thread: who's paying the bill?

A very sick old man comes to, only to find himself in a catholic hospital
under the care of a stern nun. As soon as he opens his eyes the nun queres " Do you have insurance?" The old man says,"No!" The nun starts in again,"Well then you must have money in the bank." Startled by the nuns insencetivity the old man exclaims, "I do not!". the old man continues, " I haven't worked in over twenty years." The tenatious nun jumps in,"Well then you must have friends or family that help with your finances.' The old man after pausing a moment declairs," I have no friends; and the only family I have is a sister who is an old spinstress nun." Well this got the old gals goat. Flush with anger the nun exclaims,
" Nuns are not spinstresses, we are all brides of christ!" "Oh"! says the
old man as a grin comes over his face, " Then let my brother-in-law pick up the tab".

And you know he will, god bless you all

We all have money problems. The poor worry where they can get it. The rich worry how they can keep it.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

A very sick old man comes to, only to find himself in a catholic hospital
under the care of a stern nun. As soon as he opens his eyes the nun queres " Do you have insurance?" The old man says,"No!" The nun starts in again,"Well then you must have money in the bank." Startled by the nuns insencetivity the old man exclaims, "I do not!". the old man continues, " I haven't worked in over twenty years." The tenatious nun jumps in,"Well then you must have friends or family that help with your finances.' The old man after pausing a moment declairs," I have no friends; and the only family I have is a sister who is an old spinstress nun." Well this got the old gals goat. Flush with anger the nun exclaims,
" Nuns are not spinstresses, we are all brides of christ!" "Oh"! says the
old man as a grin comes over his face, " Then let my brother-in-law pick up the tab".

And you know he will, god bless you all

We all have money problems. The poor worry where they can get it. The rich worry how they can keep it.

LOL

Nice one!