Thread: More of lifes wisdom -

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


POSTULATES

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Lol

aam.. eheheh lol this is pretty wierd stuff

Originally Posted by JaanEST

aam.. eheheh lol this is pretty wierd stuff

just wisdom of a very old woman...lol

thats great... i read it... and i'm just 14 to and i think i'm to young for this kind of stuff... but thank you for posting it.. it's very sweet

Smart Man Looking For A Dumb Woman.

with possibility that the dumb woman become smart and the smart man becomes dumb.. and hopefully both become dumb and have a family.

lol
Words of wisdom indeed.
If only we all took such a light hearted approach, the world would be a better place.

I saw myself way to many times in all those equations. Now that is SPOOKY!! LOL
Cindy

Laughter is the key to an enjoyable life...if you can laugh at yourself then you have the ability to laugh at life in general.
Cindy - it is spooky isnt it??...lol kinda makes me wonder if my ex-husband wrote it! - but hes dumb...lol so I guess not...hehehe..
ez - looks like you entirely understood it!....lol
Jan - 14 is a good age! dont give old people thoughts a moment for now...joy and enjoy!...thats what you do at this time!

hehe... yes but i will remember this thread and maybe if i need it then i can look for it :)

lol Kate

This one cracked me up
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
hahahaha

It depends on if they know they've reached the top, having met the perfect woman.......

Honor. And privilege. It's easier going to war, for instance, if you feel you have expereiced the very best in life, and that it is worth preserving for your children [sic] or for others.....that they should be as fortunate as you....

Being willing to die is a LOT different than wishing you were dead! But then again, I guess it depends on the amount and kind of nagging???

Success in war is making it possible for your enemy to die for his country!

Sheeesh Vasili.....its meant to be lighthearted ...chill lol

Sorry...she riled me yesterday (my lady) and I still haven't gotten over it (or maybe, out from underneath it).

<I'm follically disadvantaged, you know!>

Thanks for the laugh, today was a waste, I neede a laugh

Perfection - what a word. perfection is something that is on the other side of the fence...never shall it come to anyone....always at hands length...
If two people can be in the same space with the same admiration and respect...that would be a start!...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Perfection - what a word. perfection is something that is on the other side of the fence...never shall it come to anyone....always at hands length...
If two people can be in the same space with the same admiration and respect...that would be a start!...lol

Nicely put Kate - but that's what we are all striving for on our websites!