Thread: Police warning

>Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
>be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
>females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
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>The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
>bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
>sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
>go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to
>consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
>attached sex.
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>Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
>men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
>women whom they would never normally be attracted.
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>After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
>what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
>that "something bad" occurred.
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>At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
>savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
>the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
>into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
>"marriage."
>Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered
>and sex is offered by the predatory females.
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>Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
>to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male
>support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
>encounter with similarly victimized men.
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>For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
>phone book

lol....rum works too!.....

And Guiness!

Yum!

Beer is also the best diet drink, because with every beer a man drinks women lose 5 lbs.

I don't get it, Robert.....are you in California or the UK???
If you wanted it to be something of an English funny, wouldn't it have been better to write "...lose five pounds!"???

"A woman needs only to get a guy to
>consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
>attached sex."

Hell...lemonade would do that!

You forgot to mention the requisite surgery it takes to wipe the smile off the victim's faces.

If you men would just give in now.....you wouldn't spend so much time lamenting your fate!

Originally Posted by Vasili

I don't get it, Robert.....are you in California or the UK???
If you wanted it to be something of an English funny, wouldn't it have been better to write "...lose five pounds!"???

It always loses its humor when you have to explain it, but what he meant by "lose 5 pounds" is that with each beer, a woman looks better and better. You know, beer goggles. Don't even try to tell me you haven't rented a pair a few times in your life. LOL

lol Racey .... that works both ways ;o)

I once thought i was dancing with Mel Gibson till i sobered up lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

lol Racey .... that works both ways ;o)

I once thought i was dancing with Mel Gibson till i sobered up lol

LMAO - What are you like? LOL You're quite right though, it does work both ways!

Originally Posted by Lincslady

lol Racey .... that works both ways ;o)

I once thought i was dancing with Mel Gibson till i sobered up lol

That's ironic as hell. I once danced with a woman who (after a beer or twelve) looked like Pam Anderson but when I sobered up, she looked a little like Mel Gibson. LOL

Originally Posted by racefan20

That's ironic as hell. I once danced with a woman who (after a beer or twelve) looked like Pam Anderson but when I sobered up, she looked a little like Mel Gibson. LOL

LMAO Lucky you! LOL

Originally Posted by racefan20

That's ironic as hell. I once danced with a woman who (after a beer or twelve) looked like Pam Anderson but when I sobered up, she looked a little like Mel Gibson. LOL

Blimey! where were you on the 8th august 1998? lol

Originally Posted by Girlonthehill

LMAO Lucky you! LOL

You and I have a far different view of the phrase 'lucky'. LOL

Originally Posted by Lincslady

Blimey! where were you on the 8th august 1998? lol

The 8th of August, 1998? Hmmm... I'm thinking... I know I was somewhere, that's a physical certainty.

Oh! I remember! I was in the State of Oblivion! I've been there many times and it's always so much fun. LOL

(Truthfully, I was probably glued to a TV in Cincinnati, Ohio, watching Mark McGwire chase baseball history, but the lie sounds better than the truth.)

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Originally Posted by racefan20

The 8th of August, 1998? Hmmm... I'm thinking... I know I was somewhere, that's a physical certainty.

Oh! I remember! I was in the State of Oblivion! I've been there many times and it's always so much fun. LOL

(Truthfully, I was probably glued to a TV in Cincinnati, Ohio, watching Mark McGwire chase baseball history, but the lie sounds better than the truth.)

This is just so spooky ...Ive been in that State before to!....lol


Amanda get up off the floor! ..cant take her anyway...lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

This is just so spooky ...Ive been in that State before to!....lol


Amanda get up off the floor! ..cant take her anyway...lol

Did you see these guys when you were there? They're a HUGE hit! Click here

See them! I danced with them! lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

See them! I danced with them! lol

I did, too, but not body to body (I think and hope). Please don't tell anyone.

Originally Posted by racefan20

That's ironic as hell. I once danced with a woman who (after a beer or twelve) looked like Pam Anderson but when I sobered up, she looked a little like Mel Gibson. LOL

Have you heard of coyote ugly?
well the beer issue there is double coyote ugly...
thats when you wind up chewing off the remaining arm so the woman cant find the one arm man!....lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Have you heard of coyote ugly?
well the beer issue there is double coyote ugly...
thats when you wind up chewing off the remaining arm so the woman cant find the one arm man!....lol

And that's why these days, me and the fat cat just hang out at our place. It's so much safer. LOL

Originally Posted by racefan20

And that's why these days, me and the fat cat just hang out at our place. It's so much safer. LOL

How do you pet the cat?....lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

How do you pet the cat?....lol

Very carefully - he hasn't seen a girl in quite a while.

Originally Posted by racefan20

Very carefully - he hasn't seen a girl in quite a while.

hehe...no darlin' I meant how do you pet a cat without arms...lol...

Originally Posted by kassi59

hehe...no darlin' I meant how do you pet a cat without arms...lol...

I have both arms attached still. I've worn beer goggles more than once in my life and I may have had to chew my way out of a trap or two, but I've been blessed with an excellent surgeon.

dont know what beer goggles are, but I did see on the national news something about a "beer belly" it holds a sixpack....you strap it on and a shirt over it and it just looks like you have a beer belly...