A dirty little word

SChajin · #1 06-13-2006, 07:40 PM

THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
>
> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well,
>
> it's **** ... that's right, ****!
>
> **** may just be the most functional word in the English
language.
>
> Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or
have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your
**** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to ****
or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****,
lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
>
> Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
>
> difference between **** and shineola.
>
> There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is
bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
>
> You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the
>
> ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a ****
or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than
****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just
plain ****ty.
>
> Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much
****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot
of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or
find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language. And remember, once you
know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You
could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you
don't give a ****!
>
> Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of ****
from some ****-head........... Well, **** Happens!!!

Girlonthehill · #2 06-13-2006, 07:44 PM

LOL It sure is a very flexible word but are you allowed to say that on here? LOL

SChajin · #3 06-13-2006, 08:08 PM

I hope so, I don't need to be banned. I still need help. Don't hate me *****

Vasili · #4 06-13-2006, 08:24 PM

Don't worry, Sharon...he puts up with our ****!

SChajin · #5 06-13-2006, 08:48 PM

Hi Vasili,

I would like to call you and go over the things I should correct on my site, good for you?

Girlonthehill · #6 06-13-2006, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SChajin

I hope so, I don't need to be banned. I still need help. Don't hate me *****

LOL

Awww. Who could ban you?

SChajin · #7 06-13-2006, 09:03 PM

I'm a little sick, I have been very good here. Loved the page that allstar did. LOL

ez-ez · #8 06-13-2006, 09:08 PM

I just read the entire thread and I think it's awsome and funny .. with one exception.. I would've thought Vasili would have a bit more respect and refrain from using words like '****'....................... LOL

Vasili · #9 06-13-2006, 11:49 PM

FINE!

C - Creative
R - Resources
A - Applied
P - Perfectly....

Satisfied??? Neener-neener-neeeeeeenerrrrr!

Remember! If you have you're head up your butt, it's no wonder you have such a sh***y outlook on life!

PS: You can always use the Greek "Skata" whenever in doubt! But, since most of the guys at Voda are Greek, this wouldn't always prove to be the best solution either.....Then again, it might be kind of funny watching them squirm trying to decide what is cool and what isn't since most members don't speak Greek! LOLOL

circuspet.com · #10 06-14-2006, 12:36 AM

Sounds like you know Jack **** personaly

Vasili · #11 06-14-2006, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Sounds like you know Jack **** personaly

I am a very high profile person (especially in my industry), and everything I do, say, and present is readily accessible for anyone to verify........mind you, I will regard your comment as innocent - attempted/quirky humor - until proven otherwise.

jane bond · #12 06-14-2006, 05:41 AM

LOL - Sharon is right

Vasili - you crack me up

ez-ez · #13 06-14-2006, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasili

FINE!

C - Creative
R - Resources
A - Applied
P - Perfectly....

Satisfied??? Neener-neener-neeeeeeenerrrrr!

Remember! If you have you're head up your butt, it's no wonder you have such a sh***y outlook on life!

PS: You can always use the Greek "Skata" whenever in doubt! But, since most of the guys at Voda are Greek, this wouldn't always prove to be the best solution either.....Then again, it might be kind of funny watching them squirm trying to decide what is cool and what isn't since most members don't speak Greek! LOLOL

That's cool... thankx mate.. I'll take your words for it and chage my outlook on life from '****ty' to '****py'.. There.. does that work..? LOL

Lincslady · #14 06-14-2006, 08:10 AM

Sharon thats funny! an very true lol

You can also live up sh*t street, sh*t a brick and live in a sh*t tip and be sh*t scared, go out on the town and drink sh*t loads and end up in a sh*t place.....lol

Vasili · #15 06-14-2006, 11:48 PM

You little pooper!
I was having a ****py day futzing around, then you showed up with your top sh** sayings and made me smile.......Thank you, Colonel LindaLady!

SChajin · #16 06-14-2006, 11:54 PM

There you go with that cr-p word again

Andy128 · #17 06-15-2006, 12:10 AM

Thanks for laughs!!! I very much enjoyed this thread.

Hello everone! Hope you all have a great weekend.

Andy