Thread: A dirty little word

THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
>
> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well,
>
> it's **** ... that's right, ****!
>
> **** may just be the most functional word in the English
language.
>
> Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or
have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your
**** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to ****
or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****,
lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
>
> Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
>
> difference between **** and shineola.
>
> There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is
bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
>
> You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the
>
> ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a ****
or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than
****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just
plain ****ty.
>
> Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much
****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot
of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or
find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language. And remember, once you
know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You
could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you
don't give a ****!
>
> Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of ****
from some ****-head........... Well, **** Happens!!!

LOL It sure is a very flexible word but are you allowed to say that on here? LOL

I hope so, I don't need to be banned. I still need help. Don't hate me *****

Don't worry, Sharon...he puts up with our ****!

Hi Vasili,

I would like to call you and go over the things I should correct on my site, good for you?

Originally Posted by SChajin

I hope so, I don't need to be banned. I still need help. Don't hate me *****

LOL

Awww. Who could ban you?

I'm a little sick, I have been very good here. Loved the page that allstar did. LOL

I just read the entire thread and I think it's awsome and funny .. with one exception.. I would've thought Vasili would have a bit more respect and refrain from using words like '****'....................... LOL

FINE!

C - Creative
R - Resources
A - Applied
P - Perfectly....

Satisfied??? Neener-neener-neeeeeeenerrrrr!

Remember! If you have you're head up your butt, it's no wonder you have such a sh***y outlook on life!

PS: You can always use the Greek "Skata" whenever in doubt! But, since most of the guys at Voda are Greek, this wouldn't always prove to be the best solution either.....Then again, it might be kind of funny watching them squirm trying to decide what is cool and what isn't since most members don't speak Greek! LOLOL

Sounds like you know Jack **** personaly

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Sounds like you know Jack **** personaly

I am a very high profile person (especially in my industry), and everything I do, say, and present is readily accessible for anyone to verify........mind you, I will regard your comment as innocent - attempted/quirky humor - until proven otherwise.

LOL - Sharon is right

Vasili - you crack me up

Originally Posted by Vasili

FINE!

C - Creative
R - Resources
A - Applied
P - Perfectly....

Satisfied??? Neener-neener-neeeeeeenerrrrr!

Remember! If you have you're head up your butt, it's no wonder you have such a sh***y outlook on life!

PS: You can always use the Greek "Skata" whenever in doubt! But, since most of the guys at Voda are Greek, this wouldn't always prove to be the best solution either.....Then again, it might be kind of funny watching them squirm trying to decide what is cool and what isn't since most members don't speak Greek! LOLOL

That's cool... thankx mate.. I'll take your words for it and chage my outlook on life from '****ty' to '****py'.. There.. does that work..? LOL

Sharon thats funny! an very true lol

You can also live up sh*t street, sh*t a brick and live in a sh*t tip and be sh*t scared, go out on the town and drink sh*t loads and end up in a sh*t place.....lol

You little pooper!
I was having a ****py day futzing around, then you showed up with your top sh** sayings and made me smile.......Thank you, Colonel LindaLady!

There you go with that cr-p word again

Thanks for laughs!!! I very much enjoyed this thread.

Hello everone! Hope you all have a great weekend.

Andy

FINE!
----makes you wonder, though, who would want to eat a fish called a ****pie????

OK, Sharon...you caught me! Put the fear of God in me, so I guess that's "Holy Sh**??""........

Hey, Andy...is Skype somehow related to Sh**?? Or, is it just another way to deal with Bullsh**?

Originally Posted by Vasili

You little pooper!
I was having a ****py day futzing around, then you showed up with your top sh** sayings and made me smile.......Thank you, Colonel LindaLady!

Glad to be of help Vasili :o)

lol....oh sht....lol...

And to carry this story on.........sh*t is also spelled a differnet way, as to this story. Some family history of the Schitts..

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and, subsequently
married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced he Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them and say "oh yes I do!"

(Family History Recorded By Crock O.Schitt)

(and now you know the rest of the story)

ROLF...you all are too much. I think I just sh** my pants laughing so hard.
still laughing...

Bzzz

Originally Posted by beegud2

ROLF...you all are too much. I think I just sh** my pants laughing so hard.
still laughing...

Bzzz

Thanks for that bird. I earlier spelled Jack's Last name wrong and evidently
upset some people. They are both cute stories.