Thread: Another Telemarketer (joke)

Another Telemarketer

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal. As I answered it, I was greeted with, "Is this Karl Brummer"?

Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who was calling.

The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that.

Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number.

I then said off to the side, "Get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears."

I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.

I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call.

The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.

I then told him we had located his position and the police were entering the building to take him into custody.

At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My food was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.

I just wish I had the nerve to do something like this.

And why do they always ring when you're just sitting down to eat???

excellent!

Exactly..........

What my husband did when my daughter was around 3 years old, I was at work, and this telemarketer calls and ask for the lady of the house, he put my daughter on the phone.....she loved to talk. He said she talked for a long time. How hilarious is that?

My husband still talks about this. How cute!

Those are both great, they do always catch you at dinner time. The sh-t heads, oh look a new meaning.