Ok - the test -

kassi59 · #1 06-22-2006, 04:32 PM

PRE-SCHOOL TEST

Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"

Look carefully at the picture.

Do you know the answer?

The only possible answers are "left" or "right."

Think about it. Still don't know?

Okay, I'll tell you.

The pre-schoolers all answered "left."

When asked,

"Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?"

They answered:

"Because you can't see the door."

Feel pretty silly now, don't you? I know, me, too.

*DUUHH!!!*

Marc Sanders · #2 06-22-2006, 04:51 PM

Three men walk into a hotel wanting to stay the night (One room each! Strctly hetro). They go to the counter and see the receptionist who says 3 rooms £30, £10 each...

They all pay and make their way to the lift.

The receptionist realises that their is a special promotion on and three rooms get a discount of £5.

She quickly runs to the lift and catches the three men. Gives each a £1 Coin and secretly pockets the last £2.

All this considering - with the £1 refund each man has paid £9

3 x 9 = 27 plus the 2 in the receptionists pocket = 29.....

Where is the last £1?

kassi59 · #3 06-22-2006, 04:54 PM

Can you re write that in $$?

beegud2 · #4 06-22-2006, 07:24 PM

Once again I'm left with 'duhh' feeling and that somehow kids these days are just smarter than us. I know my niece is and I have a constant 'duh' moment when I'm around her. Oh..well sometimes ignorance is bliss and being blissyfully happy is my goal....Thanks Kassi for the 'duh' moment....as if I don't have enough of them while building my site...lol.

bzz

Oh and the dollar one...not even tocuhing that...stupid for one day is enough....see I can't even spell now....sigh...

kassi59 · #5 06-22-2006, 07:36 PM

"Oh and the dollar one...not even tocuhing that...stupid for one day is enough....see I can't even spell now....sigh..."__________________
Thats a good thing darlin' as it was the thing about the pounds...thats why I didnt touch it...lol...I would at least need the edge of using the dollar value...and then wouldnt promise anything!
beehappy....

limebrook1 · #6 06-22-2006, 10:08 PM

Well I don't get it and I'm English! Must be too late for me!

Marc Sanders · #7 06-22-2006, 11:22 PM

what don't you get?

For petes sake women, Just change the damn symbol to $!

Vasili · #8 06-22-2006, 11:59 PM

See what happens when they stop in "Our Place" whenever someone breaks out the wine???

kassi59 · #9 06-23-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by limebrook1

Well I don't get it and I'm English! Must be too late for me!

Could it be Trish that you all drive on the oposite side as us? so the door would be on the 'other' side...
sorry no $....or # dont have that little pound sign...or dont know how to bring it up..

racefan20 · #10 06-23-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Sanders

Three men walk into a hotel wanting to stay the night (One room each! Strctly hetro). They go to the counter and see the receptionist who says 3 rooms £30, £10 each...

They all pay and make their way to the lift.

The receptionist realises that their is a special promotion on and three rooms get a discount of £5.

She quickly runs to the lift and catches the three men. Gives each a £1 Coin and secretly pockets the last £2.

All this considering - with the £1 refund each man has paid £9

3 x 9 = 27 plus the 2 in the receptionists pocket = 29.....

Where is the last £1?

There is no missing pound or dollar or whatever. They paid 30, but it should have been 25. She gave them three back, add that to the 25 plus the two she kept (she should be fired, lol) and you're back to the original 30.

kassi59 · #11 06-23-2006, 12:40 PM

But whos on first?

racefan20 · #12 06-23-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kassi59

But whos on first?

I don't know -

"Third base!"

kassi59 · #13 06-23-2006, 02:02 PM

ayup, I think so!....lol

limebrook1 · #14 06-23-2006, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racefan20

There is no missing pound or dollar or whatever. They paid 30, but it should have been 25. She gave them three back, add that to the 25 plus the two she kept (she should be fired, lol) and you're back to the original 30.

Yeah, but they did all pay 9 each in the end! I stll don't get it!

Dream Lady · #15 06-23-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kassi59

But whos on first?

LMAO!!! I haven't heard that one in a long time. For those who haven't heard this or want to again, here is a link

http://givethegamebacktothekids.com/WhosOnFirst.htm

Gotta listen closely Trish, so go get a nice drink and then listen. lol

Cindy

beegud2 · #16 06-23-2006, 04:37 PM

The government took the last buck for taxes...don't they always....

Girlonthehill · #17 06-23-2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floor Lady

LMAO!!! I haven't heard that one in a long time. For those who haven't heard this or want to again, here is a link

http://givethegamebacktothekids.com/WhosOnFirst.htm

Gotta listen closely Trish, so go get a nice drink and then listen. lol

Cindy

ROFLMAO!

Thanks for that Cindy, that was BRILLIANT!!

Anybody that hasn't heard this - YOU MUST!