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Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering.
There is a crack in everything, That's how the light gets in.
--Leonard Cohen

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A very smart man once told me, "any excuse for non-performence only weakens the character"

To whom much is given, much is expected.

nice one

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Every generation laughs at the old fashions,
but religiously follows the new.
Henry Davod Thoreau

ho-lee-chow, how did i miss this forum - two think i ewes too run from 'puters only two run smakk dabbit inta em agin - the ability to let the reader think they are intellectually superior is one way to get their attention, sex as an attractant is dead, even 'cute' is getting worn, ahem ,- it's better to have loved and lost than to have paid for it and not liked it - we're all the same in differnet ways - ach! the thought of co-operation, everyone has one college education, i hear the wind, long and dry, it moves us like a puzzle -and off we pieces fly, arrividerci Roma!

four out of three people don't understand fractions

we're all the same in different ways

injustice as the fuel
with infinity the goal?
would it not for love
war would rule the soul.

if Physics Are Really Physic,why Do They Always Ask For Your Name.

excuses Are The Nails Used To Build A House Of Failure

the Happyness Of Your Life Depends On The Quality Of Your Thoughts

Hello every body, this is the first passage to this forum. I just want to see if I could work in this circle.

Thanks.
Pytw2001

Why on earth would you do somethin today when u can do it tomorrow?

My Mom.. lol

Our greatest national resource is the minds of our children - Walt Disney

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The Three prices married men pay.

The price you paid.
The price you tell her you paid.
The price you pay when SHE finds out what you REALLY paid.

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"It don't take guts to do something you ain't got no choice but to do"

...The Grapes of Wrath

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Hippity Hoppity Happy Easter..........chocolate is good 4 U

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Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to your as well, or little funny bunny!

May the Blessings of This Holiday Fill Your Heart's Basket to Overflowing

Hi all

Not a quote as such but i love this so i will include it...

A horrified woman comes up to Winston Churchill and says.

"Mr Churchill you are drunk!!! Madam you are ugly, but in the morning i will be sober"


Dont you just love him....

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LOL, thats good!

"There are three ways to do something: Do it yourself
Hire someone to do it
Forbid your kids to do it...
: )

where ever you may journey,try to leave a little of yourself behind. but make sure its not an important piece you may ultamately need later

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Tim Norden

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"Those who laugh last laugh longest"

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Mirelle

"Dont live for the past or the future live for now."


Hey im on a roll, i roll up my sleeves and continue.........

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"If music is the food of love play on"

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"I'd heard that if you play the Microsoft CD's the other way you'd hear demonic phrases, but I don't know what is worse, if you play them right, you install Windows."

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Love thy neighbour... but don’t get caught!!!

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i got this from an SMS... " it's funny how sometimes you've been doing everything to get out of one place and when you've found time to leave... it's when you've found reason to stay.."

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"The standardized American is largely a myth created not least by
Americans themselves."

- Irwin Edman, "The Uses of Philosophy"

hi everyone

we make them cry who care for us.
we cry for those who never care for us.

"The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the
past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the
present moment wisely and earnestly."

- Buddha

I came I saw I conquered

Tribune... Julius Ceaser

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Love one another, as I have loved you. - The Dude.

I wrote a poem to the moon

But no one noticed it;

Although I hoped that late or soon

Someone would praise a bit

Its purity and grace forlone,

Its beauty tulip-cool...

But as my poem died still-born,

I felt a fool.



I wrote a verse of vulgar trend

Spiced with an oath or two;

I tacked a snapper at the end

And called it Dan McGrew .

I spouted it to bar-room boys,

Full fifty years away;

Yet still with rude and ribald noise

It lives today.



'Tis bitter truth, but there you are-

That's how a name is made;

Write of a rose, a lark, a star,

You'll never make the grade.

But write of gutter and of grime,

Of pimp and prostitute,

The multitude will read your rhyme,

And pay to boot.



So what's the use to burn and bleed

And strive for beauty's sake?

No one your poetry will read,

Your heart will only break.

But set your song in vulgar pitch,

If rhyme you will not rue,

And make your heroine a bitch...

Like Lady Lou .

- Robert William Service, "My Cross"

they say: diamonds are forever.

We don't come with them and we can't take with us.
Why bother?

The only thing you take with you is a suit. That reminds me of a favorite saying, " All dressed up and nowhere to go".

Happy are those who dream dreams and
are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in his *****. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot!!

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To Be or Not To Be - Shakespeare


Scooby, dooby, do - Sinatra



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Argue not with, nor defend a fool, for if you do it will become clear to all that you are also a fool.

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"IT IS BETTER TO WEAR OUT THAN TO RUST OUT"

Archbishop of Canterbury.

I am not kidding it is a 100% genuine quotation.

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HAPPY ARE THOSE WHO DREAM DREAMS AND ARE READY TO PAY THE PRICE TO MAKE THEM COME TRUE.

"Some people die at 25 but only get burried at 75"
Benjamin Franklin

LIVE LIFE...

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Note to Self ...

Brigit Jones' Diary

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All great truths begin as blasphemies. GB Shaw.

When in doubt, Whip it out!

Drill Sgt. Maguire - B-3-1 Fort Knox, Kentucky. My drill instructor in 1984. Probably not the first to say it but the first time I heard it.
Refering to saluting if you're not sure if you are approachng an officer or not.

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"First you are a human being, then you're a man, and then a soldier. In that order, don't ever forget it."

Master Sgt. Thomas Whittle (1985) - HHC 3rd Battalion 33rd Armored Regiment. Gelnhausen, FRG. (unit now deactivated)

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"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

If the bull had no horns; everyone would be a matador

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"The significant challenges we face in life today cannot be solved with the same level of thinking we had when we created them” Albert Einstein

There... my 1st post!

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Two men dispute over a cow.
one pull its head,
the other pull its tail.
Lawyer comes to squeeze its milk.

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It's nice to be important
but
It's more important to be nice.

"There only three things in life that are important to remember:
1) Be Kind
2) Be Kind
3) Be Kind
The rest are just ideas."

- Henry James, in "The Turning of The Screw"

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"My Name is Mr. Kill" --Mr. Kill

"Well that's a name to die for." --James Bond

Die Another Day

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“A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did”

Walter Kerr

"When the One Great Scorer Comes To Write Across Your Name,
It Matter Not If You Won Or Lost, But How You Played The Game."

~ Francis Scott Key

As my dad would often say:

.......DONT MAKE ME GET OUT'A THIS CHAIR.........

hehehe!

Andy

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You only have to be married once to be married once too often.....

I write for the same reason I breath because if I didn't I would die.

-Issac Asimov

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"'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to open ones' mouth and remove all doubt."


--A. Lincoln

Here's one I like.

"Abscence of body is better than presence of mind"

PW

Here's another I use occasionally

"The moral high ground has the best view"

PW

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Carl Sandburg

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In the same vein.....
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde

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Hi, there. When I divorced the mother of my two daughters (who eneded up with me full time at 14 and 16 y/o...wow, what an experience), I got very creative, writing lyrics to Jimmy Buffet type songs and even writing a book about how to evaluate your relationship (or marriage). I came up with a catchy phrase as a title of the book and copyrighted it, thank Heaven! Being a guy, though, the title was kind of chauvinistic, so I created some balance and came up with an ACRONYM for my titles.

So what does that have to do with favorite quotes? Well, someday, these quotes may be very famous, but if nothing else, I hope they will add a smile to the face of someone who is suffering through a divorce. Those that undergo this extremely streeful event, need all the smiles they can get, so my intent is to create some. Being the guy that I am, however, I will also be selling caps and shirts and bumper stickers, etc. at my website, which is under development. They are both copyright protected:

"Life's A Bastard...Until You Divorce One" and
"Life's A Bitch Until...You Divorce One"

Hi, there. When I divorced the mother of my two daughters (who eneded up with me full time at 14 and 16 y/o...wow, what an experience), I got very creative, writing lyrics to Jimmy Buffet type songs and even writing a book about how to evaluate your relationship (or marriage). I came up with a catchy phrase as a title of the book and copyrighted it, thank Heaven! Being a guy, though, the title was kind of chauvinistic, so I created some balance and came up with an ACRONYM for my titles.

So what does that have to do with favorite quotes? Well, someday, these quotes may be very famous, but if nothing else, I hope they will add a smile to the face of someone who is suffering through a divorce. Those that undergo this extremely streeful event, need all the smiles they can get, so my intent is to create some. Being the guy that I am, however, I will also be selling caps and shirts and bumper stickers, etc. at my website, which is under development. They are both copyright protected:

"Life's A Bastard...Until You Divorce One" and
"Life's A Bitch Until...You Divorce One"

I enjoy quotes! Read some great ones here LOL - esp the divorce one -

I made one up that I think y'all like!

"Don't just think out of the box ... think out of the ROOM that the box is in!"

David
http://www.indieislands.com

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth

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"The more he protested his innocence, the faster I counted the silver"

Just can't remember who said it first (

One mans wife is another mans meat or vice versa

It is not what enters one's mouth that defiles.. but what comes out of the mouth. Jesus

I cannot remember who said to who. Occurred in a cricket Test match between Australia and South Africa.
Aussie fielder to rather stout South African batsman: Hey man, why are you so fat?
South African batsman: Because every time I make love to your wife she gives me a biscuit.

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"Don't take life too seriously....You'll never get out alive!!! Bugs Bunny

"I yam what I yam." Popeye

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Your Belief is Your Reality

Problems exist, so they can be solved!

-- admarket (me) :)

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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." - unknown

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"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday" - unknown

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"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Samuel L. Clemens (Mark Twain)

Sniff,

(Tear rolls down my cheek) Would give my eye tooth for an interview with Samuel.

Never met you, Sam, but never will forget you.

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Your Belief is Your Reality

Here are two of my favorite quotes by Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain and I dedicate them to Bethers in her recent forum promotion:

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

"Many a small thing has become large by the right kind of advertising."

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Your Belief is Your Reality

It is easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Al Franken

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Karen Williams
Your Belief is Your Reality

Obviously the truth is what's so, not so obviously is also... so what. Werner Erhard

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Death is no the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live. Rita Mae Brown.

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"'I AM' IS REPORTEDLY THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. COULD IT BE THAT 'I DO' IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE?"
-George Carlin

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

Carl Sandburg

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Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Helen Keller

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A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.
Henry Ford

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I watched and interview with the 2007 Superbowl winning coach, Tony Dungy, and one thing he said during the interview hit me like a 280 lb defensive tackle. It was something very close to this. (I may have missed a couple of words) "Great people are not people that do great things, they are people that do everyday things exceptionally well."

Hey guys, I love this thread I hope it keeps going.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt

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Lets have a phone.Its really amazing and a wonderful joke that happened in my house 6 months back.Here we have a toy snake which looks like original one.Here there is one servant to do outside jobs like digging and cleaning.He is a particular type of person.One day we did one thing.We put that snake where he sits usually.When he saw that snake he dint move for a while.He wanted to take his clothes but he is afraid.If the snake attacks him.He looked for a while and a little breeze came and the snake moved a little.He jumped from that place with his life.He came to tell that there is one snake.I and my friends never minded that.We were watching his movements from start to end.

I am Devu.I am a post graduate in Economics with one year diploma in IT.
Lets have a fun.This happened three months back in my house.There is a toy snake which have originality.Me and my friends did one thing with that.Here there is a servant who works outside the house.He is a peculiar character.We kept that snake where he keeps his clothes so that when he can see it.When he went there to take his clothes he saw the snake and dint know what to do.He looked for a while whether the snake was moving.But after sometimes a little breeze came and the snake fell down.He jumped out and ran with his full life.

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Michelangelo

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He who whispers down a well
about the things he has to sell
Will never make as many dollars
as he who climbs a poll and hollers

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Well, truthfully size does matter!"

- Dr. Ruth, commenting on women's preference in diamonds to David Letterman

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