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#201
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| An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. "One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, worry, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego. "The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. "This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too" The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked this grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old chief simply replied, "The one you feed."
__________________ Liz www.sebastopolparty.com www.raynordescendents.com Ring the bells that still can ring |
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#202
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| Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering. There is a crack in everything, That's how the light gets in. --Leonard Cohen
__________________ Liz www.sebastopolparty.com www.raynordescendents.com Ring the bells that still can ring |
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#205
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nice one
__________________ Liz www.sebastopolparty.com www.raynordescendents.com Ring the bells that still can ring |
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ho-lee-chow, how did i miss this forum - two think i ewes too run from 'puters only two run smakk dabbit inta em agin - the ability to let the reader think they are intellectually superior is one way to get their attention, sex as an attractant is dead, even 'cute' is getting worn, ahem ,- it's better to have loved and lost than to have paid for it and not liked it - we're all the same in differnet ways - ach! the thought of co-operation, everyone has one college education, i hear the wind, long and dry, it moves us like a puzzle -and off we pieces fly, arrividerci Roma!
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#217
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| The Three prices married men pay. The price you paid. The price you tell her you paid. The price you pay when SHE finds out what you REALLY paid. |
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#218
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"It don't take guts to do something you ain't got no choice but to do" ...The Grapes of Wrath |
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#220
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May the Blessings of This Holiday Fill Your Heart's Basket to Overflowing |
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Hi all Not a quote as such but i love this so i will include it... A horrified woman comes up to Winston Churchill and says. "Mr Churchill you are drunk!!! Madam you are ugly, but in the morning i will be sober" Dont you just love him....
__________________ Mirelle |
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#222
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"There are three ways to do something: Do it yourself Hire someone to do it Forbid your kids to do it... : ) |
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#224
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where ever you may journey,try to leave a little of yourself behind. but make sure its not an important piece you may ultamately need later
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"I'd heard that if you play the Microsoft CD's the other way you'd hear demonic phrases, but I don't know what is worse, if you play them right, you install Windows."
__________________ Liz www.sebastopolparty.com www.raynordescendents.com Ring the bells that still can ring |
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#229
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| Love thy neighbour... but don’t get caught!!!
__________________ Andrew Port Elizabeth Web Design Solutions Latest Release Port Elizabeth Optometrists Work In Progress Aircraft Assembly Centre BlueVoda Web Design Portfolio |
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#230
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i got this from an SMS... " it's funny how sometimes you've been doing everything to get out of one place and when you've found time to leave... it's when you've found reason to stay.."
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| I wrote a poem to the moon But no one noticed it; Although I hoped that late or soon Someone would praise a bit Its purity and grace forlone, Its beauty tulip-cool... But as my poem died still-born, I felt a fool. I wrote a verse of vulgar trend Spiced with an oath or two; I tacked a snapper at the end And called it Dan McGrew . I spouted it to bar-room boys, Full fifty years away; Yet still with rude and ribald noise It lives today. 'Tis bitter truth, but there you are- That's how a name is made; Write of a rose, a lark, a star, You'll never make the grade. But write of gutter and of grime, Of pimp and prostitute, The multitude will read your rhyme, And pay to boot. So what's the use to burn and bleed And strive for beauty's sake? No one your poetry will read, Your heart will only break. But set your song in vulgar pitch, If rhyme you will not rue, And make your heroine a bitch... Like Lady Lou . - Robert William Service, "My Cross" |
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#241
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| Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in his *****. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot!!
__________________ Andrew Port Elizabeth Web Design Solutions Latest Release Port Elizabeth Optometrists Work In Progress Aircraft Assembly Centre BlueVoda Web Design Portfolio |
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To Be or Not To Be - Shakespeare Scooby, dooby, do - Sinatra http://www.koolspaces.com The Best myspaces on myspace.com Last edited by koolspaces.com; 08-26-2007 at 07:13 PM. Reason: Forgot my name |
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Argue not with, nor defend a fool, for if you do it will become clear to all that you are also a fool.
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#244
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"IT IS BETTER TO WEAR OUT THAN TO RUST OUT" Archbishop of Canterbury. I am not kidding it is a 100% genuine quotation.
__________________ www.siapamoyanganda.com/ Malaysian Family Tree Website From the State of Johor. HAPPY ARE THOSE WHO DREAM DREAMS AND ARE READY TO PAY THE PRICE TO MAKE THEM COME TRUE. |
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#245
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| "Some people die at 25 but only get burried at 75" Benjamin Franklin LIVE LIFE...
__________________ Andrew Port Elizabeth Web Design Solutions Latest Release Port Elizabeth Optometrists Work In Progress Aircraft Assembly Centre BlueVoda Web Design Portfolio |
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#246
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| Note to Self ... Brigit Jones' Diary
__________________ kym, merlin & tala creating white majick www.whiteshepherds.com.au www.unitedwhiteshepherds.com www.unitedwhiteshepherds.com.au www.paradogtraining.com www.kymdunbar.com |
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#248
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| When in doubt, Whip it out! Drill Sgt. Maguire - B-3-1 Fort Knox, Kentucky. My drill instructor in 1984. Probably not the first to say it but the first time I heard it. Refering to saluting if you're not sure if you are approachng an officer or not.
__________________ When in doubt, Whip it out |
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#249
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| "First you are a human being, then you're a man, and then a soldier. In that order, don't ever forget it." Master Sgt. Thomas Whittle (1985) - HHC 3rd Battalion 33rd Armored Regiment. Gelnhausen, FRG. (unit now deactivated)
__________________ When in doubt, Whip it out |
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#251
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| If the bull had no horns; everyone would be a matador
__________________ Liz www.sebastopolparty.com www.raynordescendents.com Ring the bells that still can ring |
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#252
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"The significant challenges we face in life today cannot be solved with the same level of thinking we had when we created them” Albert Einstein There... my 1st post! http://mhscols.com/ (still under construction but feedback welcome) |
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#254
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| http://rrig***hoice.ekwa.com/all nice .....thank u
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#256
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"There only three things in life that are important to remember: 1) Be Kind 2) Be Kind 3) Be Kind The rest are just ideas." - Henry James, in "The Turning of The Screw" |
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"My Name is Mr. Kill" --Mr. Kill "Well that's a name to die for." --James Bond Die Another Day
__________________ www.filtrexsystems.com - Industrial and Municipal Filtration Systems! (My First Site) |
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#258
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“A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did” Walter Kerr |
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As my dad would often say: .......DONT MAKE ME GET OUT'A THIS CHAIR......... hehehe! Andy
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#262
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I write for the same reason I breath because if I didn't I would die. -Issac Asimov
__________________ So when ambition turns into a competition I'll never be the better man. Need a break? Watch my Web Show http://whymeshow.com |
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#266
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| I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor. Carl Sandburg
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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#267
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In the same vein..... Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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Hi, there. When I divorced the mother of my two daughters (who eneded up with me full time at 14 and 16 y/o...wow, what an experience), I got very creative, writing lyrics to Jimmy Buffet type songs and even writing a book about how to evaluate your relationship (or marriage). I came up with a catchy phrase as a title of the book and copyrighted it, thank Heaven! Being a guy, though, the title was kind of chauvinistic, so I created some balance and came up with an ACRONYM for my titles. So what does that have to do with favorite quotes? Well, someday, these quotes may be very famous, but if nothing else, I hope they will add a smile to the face of someone who is suffering through a divorce. Those that undergo this extremely streeful event, need all the smiles they can get, so my intent is to create some. Being the guy that I am, however, I will also be selling caps and shirts and bumper stickers, etc. at my website, which is under development. They are both copyright protected: "Life's A Bastard...Until You Divorce One" and "Life's A Bitch Until...You Divorce One" |
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| Quote:
So what does that have to do with favorite quotes? Well, someday, these quotes may be very famous, but if nothing else, I hope they will add a smile to the face of someone who is suffering through a divorce. Those that undergo this extremely streeful event, need all the smiles they can get, so my intent is to create some. Being the guy that I am, however, I will also be selling caps and shirts and bumper stickers, etc. at my website, which is under development. They are both copyright protected: "Life's A Bastard...Until You Divorce One" and "Life's A Bitch Until...You Divorce One" |
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I enjoy quotes! Read some great ones here LOL - esp the divorce one - I made one up that I think y'all like! "Don't just think out of the box ... think out of the ROOM that the box is in!" David http://www.indieislands.com |
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#271
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| Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. David Lee Roth
__________________ Ramsey Website Design Wedding Directory Wedding Dress Hire Wedding Dresses, Cambridge |
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I cannot remember who said to who. Occurred in a cricket Test match between Australia and South Africa. Aussie fielder to rather stout South African batsman: Hey man, why are you so fat? South African batsman: Because every time I make love to your wife she gives me a biscuit.
__________________ http://www.jamesbartondesign.com |
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#277
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Problems exist, so they can be solved! -- admarket (me) :)
__________________ www.MyWorldIndex.com Your Daily Stop! FREE Marketing eBooks - FREE Website Traffic - FREE Google Ads - FREE AdWords Marketing Research Toolbar |
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#281
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Sniff, (Tear rolls down my cheek) Would give my eye tooth for an interview with Samuel. Never met you, Sam, but never will forget you.
__________________ Karen Williams ![]() Your Belief is Your Reality |
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Here are two of my favorite quotes by Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain and I dedicate them to Bethers in her recent forum promotion: "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." "Many a small thing has become large by the right kind of advertising."
__________________ Karen Williams ![]() Your Belief is Your Reality |
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#284
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Obviously the truth is what's so, not so obviously is also... so what. Werner Erhard
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#285
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Death is no the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live. Rita Mae Brown.
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#287
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I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it. Carl Sandburg
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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#288
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Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Helen Keller
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#289
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| A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large. Henry Ford
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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#290
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| I watched and interview with the 2007 Superbowl winning coach, Tony Dungy, and one thing he said during the interview hit me like a 280 lb defensive tackle. It was something very close to this. (I may have missed a couple of words) "Great people are not people that do great things, they are people that do everyday things exceptionally well." Hey guys, I love this thread I hope it keeps going. |
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#291
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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#292
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Lets have a phone.Its really amazing and a wonderful joke that happened in my house 6 months back.Here we have a toy snake which looks like original one.Here there is one servant to do outside jobs like digging and cleaning.He is a particular type of person.One day we did one thing.We put that snake where he sits usually.When he saw that snake he dint move for a while.He wanted to take his clothes but he is afraid.If the snake attacks him.He looked for a while and a little breeze came and the snake moved a little.He jumped from that place with his life.He came to tell that there is one snake.I and my friends never minded that.We were watching his movements from start to end.
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#293
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| I am Devu.I am a post graduate in Economics with one year diploma in IT. Lets have a fun.This happened three months back in my house.There is a toy snake which have originality.Me and my friends did one thing with that.Here there is a servant who works outside the house.He is a peculiar character.We kept that snake where he keeps his clothes so that when he can see it.When he went there to take his clothes he saw the snake and dint know what to do.He looked for a while whether the snake was moving.But after sometimes a little breeze came and the snake fell down.He jumped out and ran with his full life. |
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#294
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| I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. Michelangelo
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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#295
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| He who whispers down a well about the things he has to sell Will never make as many dollars as he who climbs a poll and hollers |
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#296
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| An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. Ralph Waldo Emerson
__________________ Ken If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells |
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#297
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| "Well, truthfully size does matter!" - Dr. Ruth, commenting on women's preference in diamonds to David Letterman |
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| Memento Mori Memento mori is a Latin phrase that may be freely translated as "Remember that you are mortal," "Remember you will die," or "Remember your death". It names a genre of artistic creations that vary widely from one another, but which all share the same purpose, which is to remind people of their own mortality. In ancient Rome, the phrase is said to have been used on the occasions when a Roman general was parading through the streets of Rome during the victory celebration known as a triumph. Standing behind the victorious general was a slave, and he had the task of reminding the general that, though he was up on the peak today, tomorrow was another day. The servant did this by telling the general that he should remember that he was mortal: "Memento mori."
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