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Old 06-23-2006, 02:07 PM
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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

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Old 06-23-2006, 04:29 PM
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Ok...good one Kate.

There are so many good ones...but I gotta say as I love reading then this is one of may favs.

“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”

Oscar Wilde

So...book reading forum anyone?...I say we start the best of Garfield...can't go wrong there or for you brits and other euros...Asterix and Obelix...hmmm

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Old 06-23-2006, 04:41 PM
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One mans meat is another mans wife.
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Old 06-23-2006, 04:52 PM
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments,
you must always come back to the pleasant fact that
there are only ten of them.
-- H. L. Mencken
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Old 06-23-2006, 04:57 PM
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lol.....

Here's another Oscar for you

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Happens to me everyday..being the genius I am....hmmmm....I hear laughter in the background as I say this
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:38 PM
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Tallulah Bankhead
US movie actress (1903 - 196
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:46 PM
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lol..I think this turning into a battle of the best quotes...may the best quotist (is that even a word) win...

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. (I'm a super diva rock star...offkey though I am and many a tortured soul waiteth in dark corners for me...)

Josh Groban
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:57 PM
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Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:11 PM
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Good one...why am I not surprised....hmmm...here is another 'leader' quote

A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.

Frank A. Clark

(P.S. -- I cheat and get my quotes from www.en.thinkexist.com - my favorite quote place.)
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:19 PM
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very cool beezzz...I get mine from
http://www.quotationspage.com/

lol.....great minds in the works...
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:43 PM
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Listen to what I'm thinking not to what I'm saying.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:50 PM
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I know two kinds of audiences only - one coughing, and one not coughing

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Old 06-23-2006, 08:43 PM
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Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to
give lots of careful consideration and deliberation to both
sides of the their side.
-- Socratex

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Old 06-23-2006, 10:43 PM
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Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.
It sounds like something Patton would spurt, especailly when talking about good old Monty?????

Or is it more like MacArthur?
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Old 06-23-2006, 10:48 PM
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Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

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Old 06-24-2006, 12:07 AM
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Not quite quotes but will make you smile.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!

What's another word for thesaurus?

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes

Good old Steve wright http://meer.net/~mtoy/steven_wright.html
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:58 AM
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Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

Funny. I like your perspective.
You come up with them as quickly as I do. You must be a riot at parties or jus hanging wit friends in the evening breezes!
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Old 06-24-2006, 05:07 AM
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