Favorite Quotes -

kassi59 · #1 06-23-2006, 02:07 PM

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

beegud2 · #2 06-23-2006, 04:29 PM

Ok...good one Kate.

There are so many good ones...but I gotta say as I love reading then this is one of may favs.

“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”

Oscar Wilde

So...book reading forum anyone?...I say we start the best of Garfield...can't go wrong there or for you brits and other euros...Asterix and Obelix...hmmm

Bzzz

royb · #3 06-23-2006, 04:41 PM

One mans meat is another mans wife.

kassi59 · #4 06-23-2006, 04:52 PM

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments,
you must always come back to the pleasant fact that
there are only ten of them.
-- H. L. Mencken

beegud2 · #5 06-23-2006, 04:57 PM

lol.....

Here's another Oscar for you

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Happens to me everyday..being the genius I am....hmmmm....I hear laughter in the background as I say this

kassi59 · #6 06-23-2006, 05:38 PM

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Tallulah Bankhead
US movie actress (1903 - 196

beegud2 · #7 06-23-2006, 05:46 PM

lol..I think this turning into a battle of the best quotes...may the best quotist (is that even a word) win...

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. (I'm a super diva rock star...offkey though I am and many a tortured soul waiteth in dark corners for me...)

Josh Groban

VodaHost · #8 06-23-2006, 05:57 PM

Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.

beegud2 · #9 06-23-2006, 06:11 PM

Good one...why am I not surprised....hmmm...here is another 'leader' quote

A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.

Frank A. Clark

(P.S. -- I cheat and get my quotes from www.en.thinkexist.com - my favorite quote place.)

kassi59 · #10 06-23-2006, 06:19 PM

very cool beezzz...I get mine from
http://www.quotationspage.com/

lol.....great minds in the works...
annon

bill2006 · #11 06-23-2006, 06:43 PM

Listen to what I'm thinking not to what I'm saying.

MaryH · #12 06-23-2006, 06:50 PM

I know two kinds of audiences only - one coughing, and one not coughing

Artur Schnabel

Mary

http://www.huntertheatrearts.co.uk

kassi59 · #13 06-23-2006, 08:43 PM

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to
give lots of careful consideration and deliberation to both
sides of the their side.
-- Socratex

Vasili · #14 06-23-2006, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.

It sounds like something Patton would spurt, especailly when talking about good old Monty?????

Or is it more like MacArthur?

beegud2 · #15 06-23-2006, 10:48 PM

Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

Collectors-info · #16 06-24-2006, 12:07 AM

Not quite quotes but will make you smile.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!

What's another word for thesaurus?

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes

Good old Steve wright http://meer.net/~mtoy/steven_wright.html

Vasili · #17 06-24-2006, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beegud2

Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

Funny. I like your perspective.
You come up with them as quickly as I do. You must be a riot at parties or jus hanging wit friends in the evening breezes!

JaanEST · #18 06-24-2006, 05:07 AM

am.. this is like not very beautiful hehe but i still love this

"You step on my **** bitch!" hehe it's from scary movie 3

kassi59 · #19 06-24-2006, 08:22 PM

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
-- Allan Goldfein

Vasili · #20 06-24-2006, 09:56 PM

"Hiya there, Judgey-Wudgey! Remember me? I'm the one who took your daughter for a ride!"

- Curly, The Three Stooges

VodaHost · #21 06-24-2006, 10:16 PM

Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas!

Vasili · #22 06-24-2006, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas!

Einstein........Aristotle??

then later re-quoted by Carl Sagen, Ann Landers, or somebody like that.......LOLOL

What were we talking about??? Oh yeah....

So does that mean "Phenomenal minds don't bother with discussion"???

beegud2 · #23 06-25-2006, 12:03 AM

Personally ...I'm good if I can get an intelligent comment together that doesn't sound like a cavewoman grunt first thing in the morning. HAve to have the caffeine kick in to be restored to human status...so minds'''I don't think so but in the spirit of things ..here's one for you ....

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

Darwin

Vasili · #24 06-25-2006, 12:04 AM

He's dead, right???

beegud2 · #25 06-25-2006, 12:08 AM

lol...alright you got me on that ...but it was a good one for him...
I'll have to watch my toes from here on in...too many ***** 'minds' for me to handle

VodaHost · #26 06-25-2006, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasili

Einstein........Aristotle??

then later re-quoted by Carl Sagen, Ann Landers, or somebody like that.......LOLOL

What were we talking about??? Oh yeah....

So does that mean "Phenomenal minds don't bother with discussion"???

Actually it's a very old Yiddish saying.

Vasili · #27 06-25-2006, 02:21 AM

Are you yidding me??

Thanks, *****!!
I've heard it before, but never remembered if there was anyone attributed to it or not.....

I like "wisdom collecting"....

kassi59 · #28 06-25-2006, 10:44 AM

You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong.
-- Johann von Neumann

racefan20 · #29 06-25-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kassi59

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

"Some guys say we're going too fast out there. Well maybe we are. Or maybe we're not.

Get out of the car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants don't climb up there and eat your candy ass.

Do you want to race or don't you? I want to race."

--Dale Earnhardt

kassi59 · #30 06-25-2006, 04:36 PM

To punish me for my contempt for authority,
fate made me an authority myself.
-- Albert Einstein

bill2006 · #31 06-28-2006, 06:25 PM

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

kassi59 · #32 06-28-2006, 06:35 PM

Always remember you're unique,
just like everyone else.
-- Socratex

Mihir · #33 06-29-2006, 03:33 AM

A rich man has many friends.

Chanakya(350 - 275 BC) Indian political strategist and writer.

Mihir · #34 06-29-2006, 03:35 AM

Even if a snake is not poisonous it should pretend to be venomous.

Chanakya(350 - 275 BC) Indian political strategist and writer.

beegud2 · #35 06-29-2006, 05:59 AM

Hi Mihir,

Nice quotes ....lol...I can see you are having fun with them...BUT you might give the rest of us slowpokes a chance to catch up and post a few as well. Oh and I think we got the 'lust' thing...lol. Good to have another quote lover around.

Here's mine for the day before I quit:

“There is one thing one has to have: either a soul that is cheerful by nature, or a soul made cheerful by work, love, art, and knowledge.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Abbdd.y.. Abbddy...That's all Folks" - Porky Pig

Vasili · #36 06-29-2006, 06:07 AM

Here (much to the angst of AllStar!) is one, Beez:

"I shall return!"

If you are thinking MacArthur with regard to the Philipines, try again! LOL

kassi59 · #37 06-29-2006, 12:06 PM

The difference between great people and everyone else is
that great people create their lives actively, while everyone
else is created by their lives, passively waiting to see
where life takes them next. The difference between the
two is the difference between living fully and just existing.
-- Michael E. Gerber

Lincslady · #38 06-29-2006, 06:35 PM

Feel the fear and do it anyway.

Forgot who said that ...but i like it lol

Vasili · #39 06-29-2006, 10:11 PM

Glad to have you back, LadyLinda!
LOL

beegud2 · #40 06-29-2006, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasili

"I shall return!"

If you are thinking MacArthur with regard to the Philipines, try again! LOL

Ah the military quotist is back....got to love those general..never let the troops down...hmmm let me see now about a reciprocal quote:

"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."

Sun Tzu

Confused in Dublin · #41 06-29-2006, 11:14 PM

Old Irish One....

WORK.. the ruination of the drinking class

Attributed to Brendan Behan well known Irish Writer and drinker.

WORK... another dirty four lettered word.

Ken Dood infamous british comedian.

If it was'nt for bad luck. I'd have no luck at all
&
If your having a bad day remember it only takes four muscles to smile.... and it only takes two two to reach out your arm and slap someone.

Vasili · #42 06-29-2006, 11:51 PM

Righty-O!

kassi59 · #43 06-30-2006, 12:54 AM

All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
-- Alexandre Dumas

Mihir · #44 06-30-2006, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beegud2

Hi Mihir,

Nice quotes ....lol...I can see you are having fun with them...BUT you might give the rest of us slowpokes a chance to catch up and post a few as well. Oh and I think we got the 'lust' thing...lol. Good to have another quote lover around.

Here's mine for the day before I quit:

“There is one thing one has to have: either a soul that is cheerful by nature, or a soul made cheerful by work, love, art, and knowledge.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Abbdd.y.. Abbddy...That's all Folks" - Porky Pig

Thank you! I like your last quote very much. Bysaying that's all what do you mean?

beegud2 · #45 06-30-2006, 01:42 AM

Hi Mihir,

'that's all folks' is an american cartoon saying ...Bugs Bunny...at the end of everycartoon session the pig says it...simply means the end.

latah
bzzz

kassi59 · #46 06-30-2006, 12:46 PM

A goal without a plan is just a wish.
-- Larry Elder

beegud2 · #47 06-30-2006, 03:04 PM

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.
Jeremy Irons

Vasili · #48 06-30-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beegud2

Ah the military quotist is back....got to love those general..never let the troops down...hmmm let me see now about a reciprocal quote:

"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."

Sun Tzu

VERY IMPRESSED!

Not many people (let alone lady's) even know of this strategist, and the role he played in defining human conflict.....

Just noticed the "amputaion" of this thread. Makes me feel as if we took a new trail the last fork in the road....

beegud2 · #49 07-01-2006, 12:58 AM

Yes....hmmm...what caaannn I say ...I well informed woman...actually was a history major in college days (eons ago...) and learned a few things here and there...and they say college don't teach a thing...just look at me (not too closely)....lol

Plus ..doesn't every one know Sun Tzu's and his 'History of War"...I really thought it was common knowledge...it is in the movies a lot...guess where my real education comes from ...scary...in'it...

latah
bzzz

btw: this thread was amputated...who seh so...see..mi still a write pon it...

Mihir · #50 07-01-2006, 02:35 AM

"All warfare is based on deception."

Sun Tzu is a Chinese General and MIlitary Strategist of the 6th century BC.

Mihir · #51 07-01-2006, 02:40 AM

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

Sun Tzu is a Chinese General and MIlitary Strategist of the 6th century BC.

Mihir · #52 07-01-2006, 02:44 AM

"A skilled commander seeks victory from the situation and does not demand it of his subordinates."

Sun Tzu is a Chinese General and MIlitary Strategist of the 6th century BC.

kassi59 · #53 07-01-2006, 04:06 PM

"Aim for success not perfection...
Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism.
Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to
be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier
and more productive person."
-- Dr. David Burns

beegud2 · #54 07-01-2006, 05:34 PM

I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy.
Rabindranath Tagore

kassi59 · #55 07-02-2006, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beegud2

I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy.

Rabindranath Tagore

"Joy wasnt a dream...It was a choice...and service is a joy to those who know and live to enjoy fruits.
KATE

Girlonthehill · #56 07-03-2006, 09:55 AM

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love."

Sophocles (c.496-406 A.D.)

allstarfaces · #57 07-03-2006, 10:13 AM

man with hole in pocket he feel cocky all day.....
gaz allstar 2006

beegud2 · #58 07-03-2006, 06:15 PM

"There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.”

Adlai E. Stevenson

Girlonthehill · #59 07-03-2006, 07:27 PM

“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favour all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.”

William Hutchinson Murray
(Commonly incorrectly attributed to Goethe)

beegud2 · #60 07-05-2006, 06:55 PM

Alittle on the lite side today...with Maxine's Wisdom

bk.aus · #61 07-05-2006, 08:29 PM

'We live in an age moving so rapidly that the person explaining why it can't be done is usually interupted by someone else doing it'

Not sure now who said it, but it's definately true and at the same time inspirational - if you cannot find the answer these days to something, there is bound to be someone in the group mind who has.

kassi59 · #62 07-06-2006, 06:30 PM

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at
science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III

Dana · #63 07-09-2006, 04:15 PM

I have enjoyed the reading of all your quotes...
Here is one is my favs:

Be the change you wish to see in the world
M. Gandhi

Dana

kassi59 · #64 07-10-2006, 01:40 PM

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
Mahatma Gandhi

kassi59 · #65 07-12-2006, 04:22 PM

Behold the turtle: He only makes progress
when he sticks his neck out.
--James Bryant Conant

~BLOGS N NEWS~

VodaHost · #66 07-12-2006, 08:16 PM

"Plan Your Work, and Work Your Plan!"

Vasili · #67 07-12-2006, 08:39 PM

That's YOU, silly!!!!

....or Beth?....or Amanda?......or Brad?....or???? LOLOL

And one of the best string of words ever woven together, I might add!

kassi59 · #68 07-12-2006, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VodaHost

"Plan Your Work, and Work Your Plan!"

The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.

Cecil B. DeMille (1881 - 1959)

Aliens Anonymous · #69 07-12-2006, 09:41 PM

I'm Retiring
Bill Gates

"Run, Forrest, Run"

Dana · #70 07-12-2006, 10:22 PM

Dance like there is nobody looking

Dana

beegud2 · #71 07-13-2006, 01:00 AM

"It is what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate."
Henry David Thoreau

kassi59 · #72 07-13-2006, 04:58 PM

The extremes of life can be hazardous because
a person with too much may encounter as much difficulty
as one with to little.
-- Charlie Scaparo

bill2006 · #73 07-13-2006, 10:40 PM

"Listen to what I am thinking not to what I am saying" Bill

Collectors-info · #74 07-13-2006, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dana

Dance like there is nobody looking

Dana

Great advice for us over 40’s, as movement coordination seem to go before the mind.

allstarfaces · #75 07-13-2006, 10:54 PM

old woman say "if you dont be cleaning up mess i will hit you with broom" my mum 1974

allstarfaces · #76 07-13-2006, 11:01 PM

"I neva turned anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my ... word, and I don't break it for nobody, jou understand?"

allstarfaces · #77 07-13-2006, 11:05 PM

"Bonasera, Bonasera: What have I done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"
Vito Corleone

"Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughters wedding day".
Vito Corleone

beegud2 · #78 07-13-2006, 11:57 PM

I'm sensing a theme from Allstars here...hmmm.could it be...that he is the GODFATHER....oh my...nah...not with that face....change the face mon...lol

Aliens out doing you dude...

mark6110 · #79 07-14-2006, 12:10 AM

"When I want your opinion I will give it to you!"
Lorrain J Romain. aka (my wife!)

beegud2 · #80 07-14-2006, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mark6110

"When I want your opinion I will give it to you!"
Lorrain J Romain. aka (my wife!)

LOL...smart woman your wife ....

Vasili · #81 07-14-2006, 04:49 AM

"Line them all up against a wall and shoot them! Why should we worry about them anymore?"

-- My Grandmother (God Bless Her), on warehousing perverts and the super-violent.....but I think she was really quoting Stalin herself!

beegud2 · #82 07-14-2006, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasili

"Line them all up against a wall and shoot them! Why should we worry about them anymore?"

-- My Grandmother (God Bless Her), on warehousing perverts and the super-violent.....but I think she was really quoting Stalin herself!

DAng...you don't want to get on her bad side do ya...lol...sounds like a woman after my own heart...

Vasili · #83 07-14-2006, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beegud2

DAng...you don't want to get on her bad side do ya...lol...sounds like a woman after my own heart...

LOLOL
Picture a happy, faithful, roly-poly old Norweigen lady that could tolerate soooo much more than even I could as a kid....until she reached a point! THEN.....

LOL....Yeah...you didn't want to be late for dinner if she was cooking!

PS: Congrats, Colonel Bee!

VodaHost · #84 07-15-2006, 12:48 PM

Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.

General Douglas MacArthur was one of the most prominent U.S. military figures of the first half of the twentieth century. Beginning as a combat officer in World War I, MacArthur's military career reached its pinnacle after his victorious Pacific campaign during World War II with his appointment as Supreme Allied Commander charged with presiding over the Japanese transition to democratic self-rule. MacArthur's career came to a close during the Korean War, but as recognition of his status as one of the nation's greatest living military leaders, Congress asked him to address a joint session. MacArthur closed his speech with a famous line from an old army ballad: "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away."

kassi59 · #85 07-16-2006, 11:37 AM

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930)

beegud2 · #86 07-17-2006, 05:04 AM

Que Sera Sera...what will be will be....sung by Doris Day (as far as I know.)

kassi59 · #87 07-17-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beegud2

Que Sera Sera...what will be will be....sung by Doris Day (as far as I know.)

Thats a song beezie...but in my opinion a quote also..as there are quite a few who will say that....Im posting this one for my sister who think she has died and come back as Garfield!...lol She claims I way too perkie in the morning...

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
-- William Feather

beegud2 · #88 07-17-2006, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kassi59

Thats a song beezie...but in my opinion a quote also..as there are quite a few who will say that....Im posting this one for my sister who think she has died and come back as Garfield!...lol She claims I way too perkie in the morning...

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
-- William Feather

Yeah ...I gotta say...I have to say might have to agree with your sister...lol

kassi59 · #89 07-20-2006, 01:56 PM

"Yeah ...I gotta say...I have to say might have to agree with your sister...lol"

Oh I know...she tells me to get down off the happy wagon all the time!...but I cant help it if I just dont take things seriously!..lol

kassi59 · #90 07-20-2006, 02:02 PM

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Robert Frost, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

kassi59 · #91 07-22-2006, 02:18 PM

Money will buy you a pretty good dog,
but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
--Henry Wheeler Shaw

kassi59 · #92 07-23-2006, 11:53 AM

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us
to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Jung

kassi59 · #93 07-25-2006, 05:21 PM

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person,
they will find an easier way to do it.
-- Socratex

bill2006 · #94 07-25-2006, 06:13 PM

Smart man that Socrates.

ez-ez · #95 07-25-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kassi59

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person,

they will find an easier way to do it.
-- Socratex

Hmmm... sounds to me like Socrates was paid by a Lazy person looking for employment.

VodaHost · #96 09-23-2006, 10:41 AM

God answers all prayers but sometimes the is answer is no.

kassi59 · #97 09-23-2006, 12:15 PM

"If you understand and accept the anwer "NO" you then begin tolerance and learning."

Glitzz · #98 09-23-2006, 08:55 PM

"Somebody gonna get a hurt reeeal baaad"

-Russell Peters

http://www.russellpeters.com

beegud2 · #99 09-23-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glitzz

"Somebody gonna get a hurt reeeal baaad"

-Russell Peters

http://www.russellpeters.com

I love that guy...he's hilarious.

OK my Quote

“The language of friendship is not words but meanings.”

Heny David Thoreau

kassi59 · #**100** 09-24-2006, 06:36 PM

Anyone who has never made a mistake
has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein.

Remember this while building your site!

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