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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead |
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ROLF...oh...I got tears in my eyes on that one....excellent....
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Had me in stiches..........nice one sharon.
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Were you ever told as children to make sure you wore clean underwear in case you were run over by a bus and had to go to hospital? My favourite commedian Billy Connolly pointed out that NO ONE would have clean underwear after being run over by a bus! And that would doctors really refuse to treat someone who had yesterday's knickers on??
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| Totally Classic!!! A whole new meaning to "hanging out at Wal*Mart"???
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