Thread: Joke

An elderly couple were attending church services,
about halfway through the service she leans over and
says, " I just let a silent one (censored) what do you think I
should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Originally Posted by bill2006

An elderly couple were attending church services,
about halfway through the service she leans over and
says, " I just let a silent one (censored) what do you think I
should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

LMAO

You mean f-------a--------r--------t-------!

to each his own.

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a
cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes
his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet
the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns
out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of
dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is
dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know s...t?"

Originally Posted by bill2006

to each his own.

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a
cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes
his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet
the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns
out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of
dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is
dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know s...t?"

LOL

SENILITY
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."

"That's not senility," replied the doctor.
"Senility is when you forget to zip down."