Thread: What must you do?

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the
same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Sit quietly until the hallucinations subside....

Good one Vasili, I'm with you!

Wait untill the next junction then turn off.
Or do what i do. EAT THE PIG

I told you, Sharon, there was a funny taste to that cup of coffee!

LOLOL

Reminds me of the times in life when I still had hair, actually! WHOOPS! Who said that????

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

Wait untill the next junction then turn off.
Or do what i do. EAT THE PIG

Another of life's simple pleasures, Alien??

Too funny!

run the pig over obviuosly

Yum, I'm with Alien.....Pork roast....yum..yum

Helllooo...people...if you are in this situation there are only two things that are you can do
1) Say your prayers and meet your maker
2) Make like James bond and use all the gadgets in the car to blow the pig into nicely roasted pork chops, Missle that heli out of the air and leave the fire engiine to clean up the mess as you take off into the sunset with girl...(of course being a gal...I'm think gorgeous hun).

Personally I like option 2 and being a road hog myself...that pig is done.

bzzz

Originally Posted by Vasili

I told you, Sharon, there was a funny taste to that cup of coffee!

LOLOL

Reminds me of the times in life when I still had hair, actually! WHOOPS! Who said that????

.....hair you go again....

Is it catching?...I think more than the normal amount of hair just fell out...or maybe it's becuase I thought I saw Aliens around the corner and scared the hair of mee...I know ...bad Bee...bad Bee...already reprimanded myself....na na boo boo...beat you to it...

Sorry regressed to my childhood state for a minute there....lol

I hide in the background,

LOL...I knew it was you ....whew...at least I wasn't imaging it all....

Boo

Sorry Amanda. umm stop the car, get out and run away.
OHH i don't know i give up.
when someone knows the answer, i'll be in the cupboard.

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

Boo

Sorry Amanda. umm stop the car, get out and run away.
OHH i don't know i give up.
when someone knows the answer, i'll be in the cupboard.

Okay - you're gonna hate this though - 'cause I think everyone elses answers were funnier! LOL







Get off the childrens' merry-go-round, you're p*ssed!

ouch that hurt. just fell out the cupboard laughing.
good one Amanda.

So....there really was music???
It was more entertaining thinking I was having a flashback or something!

Funny Girlonthehill!

Originally Posted by beegud2

Helllooo...people...if you are in this situation there are only two things that are you can do
1) Say your prayers and meet your maker
2) Make like James bond and use all the gadgets in the car to blow the pig into nicely roasted pork chops, Missle that heli out of the air and leave the fire engiine to clean up the mess as you take off into the sunset with girl...(of course being a gal...I'm think gorgeous hun).

Personally I like option 2 and being a road hog myself...that pig is done.

bzzz

And there was I thinking you were a vegetarian Beezzz????

I would slowely brake to force the helecopter to go up as he is the only controlable unit on the road...he would be forced to fly up or risk being killed...
then Id go home and change my clothes...lol

Newly converted trying hard to stay vegetarian (for health)...still have many dreams of succulent meat and when no ones looking I sneak in a piece...don 't tell anyone...our little secret. I'm the one at the table that needsa bib for extra drool as my fellow carnivores partake of their various meat laden meals while I eat 'grass'.

Really not so bad but hard when you used to be a meatosoraus...sigh...woe is me...LOL

bzzzz

Originally Posted by limebrook1

And there was I thinking you were a vegetarian Beezzz????

Well...I'm a newly converted trying hard to stay a vegetarian for health reasons...LOL. I soooo miss meat and when I'm around the rest of my carnivore friends...they usually have to get the bib out for my drooling....ewwwww......sigh ...woe is me

very funny.

Did I post twice...bab Bee...sorry all...

Originally Posted by beegud2

Newly converted trying hard to stay vegetarian (for health)...still have many dreams of succulent meat and when no ones looking I sneak in a piece...don 't tell anyone...our little secret. I'm the one at the table that needsa bib for extra drool as my fellow carnivores partake of their various meat laden meals while I eat 'grass'.

Really not so bad but hard when you used to be a meatosoraus...sigh...woe is me...LOL

bzzzz

Ital food is derived from the word "vital food" (Self-determination of the black race resulted in the Rastafarians usage of the word 'I" to replace the first letter of many words). Ital food means it is natural, pure and clean food. For a Rastafarian it means no salt, no chemicals, no flesh, no blood, no whites (called whiteblood), no alcohol, no cigarettes and no drugs (herbsare not considered drugs).

Darlin' I love the peace...but as I have these cannines..I need to rip meat!.. I hate that about me..but IM in the process of creating a rib to die for..so Ill pay after I go..lol..love ya bzzzz..deep cheeky grins...

THanks...KAte....hope you enjoyed the ribs..yummy..haven't had those in ages...It's this whole Ayurvedic veggie thing I have to do for a illness I had...but hey it worked so I'm sticking with it..but it's tough...Isneak a peice of chicken nw and then...but usually someone figures it out..must be the feathers sticking out of my mouth...I really must remember to clean up after.

Oh nad I could never follw the 'rasta' ital way...they don't use salt or anything liek that...natural herbs yes but no salt...I mean kill me now and get it over with in that case...lol
Latah

bzzz