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06-30-2006, 10:36 PM
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Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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06-30-2006, 10:40 PM
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Sit quietly until the hallucinations subside....
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06-30-2006, 10:42 PM
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Good one Vasili, I'm with you!
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06-30-2006, 10:44 PM
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Wait untill the next junction then turn off. Or do what i do. EAT THE PIG
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06-30-2006, 10:46 PM
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I told you, Sharon, there was a funny taste to that cup of coffee! LOLOL Reminds me of the times in life when I still had hair, actually! WHOOPS! Who said that????
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06-30-2006, 10:47 PM
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Too funny!
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06-30-2006, 10:49 PM
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run the pig over obviuosly
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#8
06-30-2006, 11:55 PM
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Yum, I'm with Alien.....Pork roast....yum..yum
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07-01-2006, 12:40 AM
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Helllooo...people...if you are in this situation there are only two things that are you can do 1) Say your prayers and meet your maker 2) Make like James bond and use all the gadgets in the car to blow the pig into nicely roasted pork chops, Missle that heli out of the air and leave the fire engiine to clean up the mess as you take off into the sunset with girl...(of course being a gal...I'm think gorgeous hun). Personally I like option 2 and being a road hog myself...that pig is done. bzzz
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07-01-2006, 12:57 AM
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07-01-2006, 01:01 AM
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Is it catching?...I think more than the normal amount of hair just fell out...or maybe it's becuase I thought I saw Aliens around the corner and scared the hair of mee...I know ...bad Bee...bad Bee...already reprimanded myself....na na boo boo...beat you to it... Sorry regressed to my childhood state for a minute there....lol
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07-01-2006, 01:11 AM
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I hide in the background,
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07-01-2006, 01:15 AM
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LOL...I knew it was you ....whew...at least I wasn't imaging it all....
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07-01-2006, 01:34 AM
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Boo Sorry Amanda. umm stop the car, get out and run away. OHH i don't know i give up. when someone knows the answer, i'll be in the cupboard.
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07-01-2006, 01:41 AM
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Get off the childrens' merry-go-round, you're p*ssed!
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07-01-2006, 01:49 AM
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ouch that hurt. just fell out the cupboard laughing. good one Amanda.
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07-01-2006, 03:00 AM
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So....there really was music??? It was more entertaining thinking I was having a flashback or something! |
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