Thread: Our Place - Mk II - Drop in for a chat!

Originally Posted by limebrook1

I'm innundated with spammers on my guestbook. I'm getting sooooo fed up with deleting the posts!

Neener-neener-NEENER!

And you thought I was just being bombastic blurting out "No Blogs For Mee-eeeee!"

(Sorry, Trish....couldn't resist finding a reason to smile again!)

Hi Amanda, hi all

Pant, let me just sit in the corner over here, need a rest................
Fingers hurt, neck stiff tooooooo mannnnyyyyyyy emails................

Pass the spam can!

Nick,

Good to see you after an absense....Knock on wood ...I don't have spammer as yet....whew....

hi bee,

I've giving myself a crash course in internet marketing or getting it wrong till I bludder through somehow!

Well...aren't you the busy archer...lol...sounds interesting nd if it works for you...let me in on the secrets...I think we could all use as much help as possible....lol

"Originally Posted by limebrook1
I'm innundated with spammers on my guestbook. I'm getting sooooo fed up with deleting the posts!"



Unfortunately I deleted mine. I just don't have the time and or desire to clean up the world. When I was inundated with spam It took me (dial up) an hour to clean it up. I still have spam from an old guest book that well, shouldn't be accessible, but apparently is..somethings just don't go away!
For me it just wasnt worth it.
just my two cents...
smiles

Originally Posted by beegud2

Well...aren't you the busy archer...lol...sounds interesting nd if it works for you...let me in on the secrets...I think we could all use as much help as possible....lol

I'm afraid you'll have to wait for the book, I've just signed a major publishing deal to bring the story of my insanely succesfull life.

In brief it will tell of how;

After a serious accident at the age of 14 involving two lolly sticks and a skate board, I threw myself into sport rising to captian the England Rugby Team to world cup success by the age of 18. Seeking a fresh challenge I became the first British man to pogo stick to the north pole whilst playing the accordian. But all tales have a dark side and after my high profile divorce from my wife Kim Basinger, I turned to mead and wallowed in my own self pity. The story did not end there though, after Saddam Hussein invaded kuwait the SAS called upon me to save the allied campaign. Rising to the challenge I was parachuted into Bahgdad armed only with a tooth pick and a huge false moustache, my mission to 'Scud Bust'. After my capture, torture, and escape I crept in Saddam's bedroom to leave him a box of chocolates and an insulting note. After returning to England I threw my self into science and did much to accelerate our understanding of quantum field theory. But I became bored and eventually developed 'Your Local' the worlds most succesful website and the rest is as they say history.....

ROLF...hahahahaha



Oh my...that's a best seller and can't wait to et my autographed copy..you will be the next J.K. Rowling / Ian Fleming/ Dan Brown rolled into one....remmeber the little people please...lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

you will be the next J.K. Rowling / Ian Fleming/ Dan Brown rolled into one....remmeber the little people please...lol

Shhhhhh I am all those people

Originally Posted by nick1346

Shhhhhh I am all those people

Drat...too late...I let the cat out of the bag...oh well that's the price of fame...poor you...sniff sniff...................lol

I knew that there was something funny about that nick1346 when he first
started to post...............
He dosnt wear knickers and a cape, does he????????

Just a quick hello! I'm having so much fun reading all this shtuff that I'm not getting my website built!

Hi Trish ,
sorry about the spam prob.
are they robot or spider spammers or are they manual. if they are robot or spider you could try adding your guestbook to your robot text file. i done that for my forum and they seem to stay away now.
if there manual just send them to me, i'm starving haven't had a good spammer in weeks.

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

I knew that there was something funny about that nick1346 when he first
started to post...............
He dosnt wear knickers and a cape, does he????????

David! That's meant to be our 'little secret'. Ahem......................

OK...ALLright now!

First it was storytelling (I'll have what he's smoking), then about blokes taking on Saddam with not but a box of sweets, then to finding out the penchant for wearing a cape prancing about like a SuperCupid, and finally we move into sharing SECRETS??????

EVERYONE INTO DIFFERENT CORNERS OF THE ROOM - You are all in Time-Out until I get to the bottom of this........
What do I have to do? Frisk each and every one of you to find out who is on something? (Yeah, Baby!! Ladies First...)

(Or is it merely me having a flashback again?? Oh. my!!)

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!!!

LOLOL

Originally Posted by Vasili

OK...ALLright now!


What do I have to do? Frisk each and every one of you to find out who is on something? (Yeah, Baby!! Ladies First...)

(Or is it merely me having a flashback again?? Oh. my!!)

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!!!

LOLOL

David may have images of me in tights, but I draw the line at being 'frisked'!

And yes the universe is a 11th dimensional conspiracy................

David may have images of me in tights, but I draw the line at being 'frisked'!
Hey! It was just a ruse to cop a feel on the ladies, brudda!
(And David fantasizes about everyone! What else does he have to do while basking on deck while his goddess leisurely shops in town??)

And yes the universe is a 11th dimensional conspiracy.......
How did you know that Alien and I earlier "partnered" for galactic domination?? LOL


....Pretty Quick, my friend, pretty quick!

Vasili: I dont fantasize......I make thing happen......oh well, fantasizing again..............

Everyone behave the boss is in.

Evening Amanda

Originally Posted by nick1346

Hi Amanda, hi all

Pant, let me just sit in the corner over here, need a rest................
Fingers hurt, neck stiff tooooooo mannnnyyyyyyy emails................

Pass the spam can!

Hey Nick! Long time no see! Ruh-roh - spam eh?

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

same problems gggggggggrrrrrrrr let me know if you find a way to stop it trish its driving me mad!
your up early ? been to the horses? my brother and sister in law are horse mad they have a couple at the moment

I found that many came from similar IP addresses so I just blocked the first few numbers of the IP address and haven't had any since. Mind you I haven't had any posts either! Hmmmmmm. LOL I'm thining of deleting mine. You have a forum - do you really need a guestbook?

Hi amanda, long time, no speaky.........

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

Everyone behave the boss is in.

Evening Amanda

LMAO

Hi Alien! How are you doing, my friend?

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Hi amanda, long time, no speaky.........

Hiya David!

I've moved and don't have my own internet access until Monday. Lincsy is being a darling and letting me use hers but I have had loads of work to do to. R & R has been seriously restricted. Wait until Monday - I get my new broadband and it's 8Mb - I can't wait! It's better thn Christmas.

Not bad, had my hair done at lawnmowers "R" us as you can see.
hows the site comeing on.

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

Not bad, had my hair done at lawnmowers "R" us as you can see.
hows the site comeing on.

Your hair looks great!

Thanks for asking - we are a midgie's you know what away from going live. Hopefully tonight sometime. Fingers crossed. It's become two sites now. LOL

I knew that one would not be enough for you.....cant wait to see them.

good luck to you both............

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

I knew that one would not be enough for you.....cant wait to see them.

good luck to you both............

You know us too well! LOL This is just the beginning!

Thank you!

How are you doing?

Everything is great out here.....your webpire is now being displayed as you requested .................finally got it up and running.

Hope you get your internet back up soon.

Missed you reminding me to keep it simple and my fingers out of the wall sockets!

I though it quite Victorian to allow Lincsay to relegate you to the garden shed....all those spiders an' all.
Is sharing internet kinda like trading chewing gum??

(Woo-hoo, look at your little Colonel.......only 33 to go!)

Hi Amanda

I've been very, very busy..................

Just wait to you get that 8mb connection! You'll be a blur on the horizon, blazing a trail across the cyber wilderness, or something.

Nick

[quote=Vasili]David may have images of me in tights, but I draw the line at being 'frisked'!
Hey! It was just a ruse to cop a feel on the ladies, brudda!
(And David fantasizes about everyone! What else does he have to do while basking on deck while his goddess leisurely shops in town??)

Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meaning??

Although the thread has been closed already, I just wanted everyone to have the opportunity to read "VodaLounge/Chat" > "Time To Retire" penned by our very own illustrious General RaceFan20 before it drifts downward to a back page somewhere....


We all know how the VodaHost opportunity has changed our lives, and I am sure Race has been a large part of that wonderful experience. Take a moment to find it, read it, and reflect on how special this community truly is.

Originally Posted by Vasili

Although the thread has been closed already, I just wanted everyone to have the opportunity to read "VodaLounge/Chat" > "Time To Retire" penned by our very own illustrious General RaceFan20 before it drifts downward to a back page somewhere....


We all know how the VodaHost opportunity has changed our lives, and I am sure Race has been a large part of that wonderful experience. Take a moment to find it, read it, and reflect on how special this community truly is.

Dam missed it. what am i going to do now.
Race if your looking in sorry to see your leaving, thanks with all your help on my site Especially the online music on my forum.
Good luck, you will be sadly missed.

Question why was the thread closed so Quick.

Oh Race, just when I was getting used to your sense of humor.......

I well remember back in march this year, when I first joined this rowdy clan,
of how much help you were giving to everyone...thanks a lot Race.

Good luck with your new sites.

ps can you email me YOUR email please................

The thread was closed because some visitors wrote some nasty comments about race , We had to
closed it while we deleted the comments and banned them and there IP's. It is now re-open.

A_____es. To do that to one our best loved and now sadly missed members, is demeaning and dam right rude. i will have to keep an eye out for them i have some new experiments i need to get done.

???? i dont pop in for a day and miss it all, race if you are lookin in mate do me a favour and drop in now and then ey

We once had a post about banned members. were race had a Avatar for them. would it be possible to have a place on the forum were banned culprits could be named and shamed possibly with ip Address .
you could call it hall of shame have a special Avatar, forum name, and IP address. just a throught.

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

We once had a post about banned members. were race had a Avatar for them. would it be possible to have a place on the forum were banned culprits could be named and shamed possibly with ip Address .
you could call it hall of shame have a special Avatar, forum name, and IP address. just a throught.

Even though the idea does sound like fun and it has a slightly medieval tone
to it, kind a like having the stockade in the town square. BUT, I don’t think it will be
good for business. A good bannishing is punisment enough.

What is it with some people, how could anyone have anything against Racefan? I sometimes worry about the world.

Originally Posted by nick1346

What is it with some people, how could anyone have anything against Racefan? I sometimes worry about the world.

Ditto BIGTIME....

I say we sic Alien on the bunch! That way, we can not be blamed, as it is "merely his nature," right???

aahhhh munch munch

Garry!

You're the GRRReatest!

Hi folks,

Can anyone tell me why threads get closed......or more to the point...........

Why has my Want to SEE a SHOWCASE of websites thread been closed ???

Have I done something wrong? or has a post in that thread stepped on anyones toes ?

Really curious now....................

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Hi folks,

Can anyone tell me why threads get closed......or more to the point...........

Why has my Want to SEE a SHOWCASE of websites thread been closed ???

Have I done something wrong? or has a post in that thread stepped on anyones toes ?

Really curious now....................

I dont know darlin'..but then I wouldnt know!..lol...Im sure someone has the answer and will let you know asap!

Awwww I dunno either ....Your just getting to popular David ;o)

lincsy woo hoo ive missed ya
lol she let you out then ?

Looking at everyones rank, I think I better fire up the $100 coupon machine.

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Looking at everyones rank, I think I better fire up the $100 coupon machine.

I'll use mine to invest in Vodahost stock...a little birdy told me it was a good investment....

mmmm can i get a *** please santa

Originally Posted by kassi59

I'll use mine to invest in Vodahost stock...a little birdy told me it was a good investment....

No Kate take my advice invest in Betamax videos there due to make a huge comeback. A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat

Originally Posted by kassi59

I dont know darlin'..but then I wouldnt know!..lol...Im sure someone has the answer and will let you know asap!

Must have been a bug or something because its now open for business s usual........p.s. I am getting to like you kassi59.....

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

........p.s. I am getting to like you kassi59.....

Oh dear David has the sun been getting to you? HEHE

Ok were's the new Brigadier General this evening. off getting a new neck brace to hold this head up i surppose.

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Must have been a bug or something because its now open for business s usual........p.s. I am getting to like you kassi59.....

Remeber Race's may be you upset some mindless twerp David

Yes, I thought about that but I was so curious that I had to ask.

Anyway, we are back up and running again.

btw: Your Site is featured as I liked it so much.

Stay invisible my friend, its the best way...........

And yes Nick, its so hot out here at the moment that we had to go out sailing to catch the sea breezes.................What a hard life.......

ALright troops...I'mm baaack...been busy playing aunty bee and will be for the next two weeks but I'll get in a for a quick chat (fix of VH...like caffeine now) every day....lol

Although I should forget the little rugrats (not so little ..getting older everyday)....as they forgot my chocolate...waaaa....waaaa

But I suppose I'll get over it...hey Aliens can I have some Spam...share a little will ya?

latah...I'me being shouted for...ahhh the life...spoil em and send em back...hehehehe

Originally Posted by nick1346

No Kate take my advice invest in Betamax videos there due to make a huge comeback. A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat

The last beta movie I saw was called "wizards"...lol..that was over a hundred years ago!
I dont belive that beta will come back. But if so...I have the movie on vhs now...lol...

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Must have been a bug or something because its now open for business s usual........p.s. I am getting to like you kassi59.....

Alright DU!...lol...Im a good luck charm!...hehe.still didnt get an answer of the stock query tho..lol..expected to get this special gold encased email from the lord that would give me a deal!...lol...
guess Ill just continue!....on!

Originally Posted by beegud2

ALright troops...I'mm baaack...been busy playing aunty bee and will be for the next two weeks but I'll get in a for a quick chat (fix of VH...like caffeine now) every day....lol

Although I should forget the little rugrats (not so little ..getting older everyday)....as they forgot my chocolate...waaaa....waaaa

But I suppose I'll get over it...hey Aliens can I have some Spam...share a little will ya?

latah...I'me being shouted for...ahhh the life...spoil em and send em back...hehehehe

BZ---be nice..they are the little ones...lol..although they may sound like elders they are just practicing!...lol
If spam is in the wind?! hand me a chunk! spam spam spam...as the song goes....with a bit of mustard on white bread after its fried in butter!..
I had to chuckle when I found out there is a book of spam recipes...of course Im going with the non meat type...not the email type!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! 8Mb and good to go! LOL

I've also let Lincsy outta the shed and given her, her pc back!

Thanks Linda, for letting me use your pc and internet connection all week. You are a star!

About fillpin time an all! ..do you know how hot it is in there !!......;o)

oh no they let her out that means...............double trouble great the 2 of em back in here god giv me strentgh

Originally Posted by Lincslady

About fillpin time an all! ..do you know how hot it is in there !!......;o)

FREE AT LAST...don't go wil now and do anything we wouldn't ....hmmm...that may have left you with too many options.


PS. -- where'd Gen. Amanda go...oh there she is...damm the wind from her speed almost knocked me out...lol

BZ---be nice..they are the little ones...lol..although they may sound like elders they are just practicing!...lol

They are gettin' a bit more cheeky everyday...god love em...lol

LOLOL
You gals are just TOO funny! (It's like being back at summer camp again!)

>> OK, now I'm going to sneak up on their cabin and scare the beJesus out of them by throwing an old flashlight battery against their side wall!!!
General V isn't patrolling, is he????

Always on duty!

Originally Posted by Vasili

LOLOL
You gals are just TOO funny! (It's like being back at summer camp again!)

>> OK, now I'm going to sneak up on their cabin and scare the beJesus out of them by throwing an old flashlight battery against their side wall!!!
General V isn't patrolling, is he????

You're just plain mean! Go on try it if you dare! You cannot begin to imagine the payback you will suffer. Lincsy, is as we speak, reading up on casting spells! Be warned!

GREAT!!!!

Now I guess I have to pull another 100 rocks out of the riding ring before dinner, huh General???

Originally Posted by Girlonthehill

You're just plain mean! Go on try it if you dare! You cannot begin to imagine the payback you will suffer. Lincsy, is as we speak, reading up on casting spells! Be warned!

I just knew you both were simply "charming".....

to all the girls ive loved before na na na nnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaa na na

zzzzzzzzz getting very boring in here folks i must say!

your all doing the pretend its a real world but its not its your p.c and this is a forum for chatting in real time and none of you have specail powers now come on please get it together now.

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

to all the girls ive loved before na na na nnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaa na na

zzzzzzzzz getting very boring in here folks i must say!

your all doing the pretend its a real world but its not its your p.c and this is a forum for chatting in real time and none of you have specail powers now come on please get it together now.

Hiya matie! LOL

Whassup? Have ya missed us?

.....MY powers are LENDENDARY, Gary, so move to the back of the lorrie, please!
Hold On! Here we go......

Morning all!

What an absolutely glorious day!...suns shining ..fresh coffee on the go ....Amanda is singing ......well you cant have everything can ya lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

Morning all!

What an absolutely glorious day!...suns shining ..fresh coffee on the go ....Amanda is singing ......well you cant have everything can ya lol

Hi Linda,

Yes great morning here too..probably evening for you by now...lol...as for Amandas singing...well...she's got to be better than me...I got frogs for my audience ...they think I'm their diva...lol

lol Beez.....you cant sing! ...and you on Reggae island to ...tut tut ;o) .....at least tell me you can dance! ...ok i'll sing ...you dance ....ready?


<singin.....Ooh, yeah! All right! .....we're jammin': ...I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin,
and I hope you like jammin', too!

Actually i cant sing either , i sound like a strangled cat lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

lol Beez.....you cant sing! ...and you on Reggae island to ...tut tut ;o) .....at least tell me you can dance! ...ok i'll sing ...you dance ....ready?


<singin.....Ooh, yeah! All right! .....we're jammin': ...I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin,
and I hope you like jammin', too!

Actually i cant sing either , i sound like a strangled cat lol

Woes is me..can't dance either...so bad I got three left feet...don't knwo where the other one came from...lol

But at least you sound good...I could lipsync it... all the 'real' singers re doing it now...and we could be liek famous and make lots of money...ah...the imagination...that I got in spades...lol

Oh my goodness Beez! ....cant dance either! ...we're doomed girl...ok you can lip sync and i'll do the dancin ....i'll practice in the mirror tonight..we can be called the bumbled beez lol

Oh my goodness Beez! ....cant dance either! ...we're doomed girl...ok you can lip sync and i'll do the dancin ....i'll practice in the mirror tonight..we can be called the bumbled beez lol

Yeeeahhh...you know you've got friends when they are willing to humiliate themselves to keep you company...lol

Yu de best Linda...lol

Oh and love the name....I'mm all for it...lol

STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the restfull corner and I need peace. I accidentally strayed onto a technical forum and need several weeks rest.

Where's my pillow?

ere! stick these filter tips in your ear oles!

Now where were we ....<no woman no cryyyyyy!...

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

If you can't beat them join them!

All together now!

It was on the good ship venus,
By Chr............CENSORED

Originally Posted by nick1346

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

If you can't beat them join them!

All together now!

It was on the good ship venus,
By Chr............CENSORED

LMAO

Top banana - I love that song and I haven't heard it in years! LOL I'll not be able to get it out of my head now... LOL

Talk about revenge! ...she hasnt stopped singing that flippin song ...she might even spend the night in the shed tonight if she's not careful!

Hello all, seems like everyone has been on vacation.

a MENTAL one, apparently, for quite some time now (or so I've been told)!
How did you know???
so....Bill.....is that something green tea will fix, or is it just something you tell customers to keep coming back? LOL

GOBLINS!
THERE ARE GREEN GOBLINS RUNNING IN HERE!
Whoops! Sorry....just green tea running down my face cuz Bill tossed me a cup.

<thanks>

Why is it so quiet in here nowadays??? Did someone fart?



OMG !!!!!!!!!!!! ALIEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG --- I can't BREATHE!!!

Originally Posted by Vasili

GOBLINS!
THERE ARE GREEN GOBLINS RUNNING IN HERE!
Whoops! Sorry....just green tea running down my face cuz Bill tossed me a cup.

<thanks>

Lol, look at the bright side - it was 100% organic.

Originally Posted by Vasili

Why is it so quiet in here nowadays??? Did someone fart?



OMG !!!!!!!!!!!! ALIEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG --- I can't BREATHE!!!

oops Sorry beans for tea.

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

oops Sorry beans for tea.

Yawn.

Good evening, my friend, how goes it for you today?

Evening Trish. I saw your post about the weather here. Did you realise that, in London, yesterday it actually reached 126 degrees? That's damn hot for anywhere, let alone here! I was nearly melting let alone the flippin' roads! LOL

I remember poking at melted tar bubbles with an old lolly stick when I was about two years old. A great way to pass the time and annoy my mother! LOL

Originally Posted by Aliens Anonymous

oops Sorry beans for tea.

Maybe I can use the same line on Bill to get some of that famous brew in trade?

Good to see you popping 'round again, General. Missed you and the others terribly.....been insufferably quiet in here since you've been busy with Dan The Man!
Even AllStar has been tip-toeing rather infrequently. I even emailed him for a help on tweaking my phpBB but haven't heard from him....

Originally Posted by Vasili

.... Good to see you popping 'round again, General. Missed you and the others terribly.....been insufferably quiet in here since you've been busy with Dan The Man!
Even AllStar has been tip-toeing rather infrequently. ....

Hi Vasili. I will be by a little more often but am still going to be very, very busy. What you have seen is only the beginning....

Keep up the good work....



Ps. I looked for a post where you may have asked for help with PHPBB, but could not find one.

Originally Posted by Girlonthehill

Evening Trish. I saw your post about the weather here. Did you realise that, in London, yesterday it actually reached 126 degrees? That's damn hot for anywhere, let alone here! I was nearly melting let alone the flippin' roads! LOL

I remember poking at melted tar bubbles with an old lolly stick when I was about two years old. A great way to pass the time and annoy my mother! LOL

Hi Amanda,

It is hot isn't it? Is it the weather or has lincs set the heating to high?
That wouldnt be 1976 would it? I remember (as an insanely young child!) lady birds every where, millions of the little buggers!

Ohh a bit a bit of another verse,

"The captain of this slugger,
he was a dirty bugge....................
He wasn't fit to sho.............Watch it!!!!!!!!!! Thats definetely Censored!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry

Originally Posted by nick1346

Hi Amanda,

It is hot isn't it? Is it the weather or has lincs set the heating to high?
That wouldnt be 1976 would it? I remember (as an insanely young child!) lady birds every where, millions of the little buggers!

Ohh a bit a bit of another verse,

"The captain of this slugger,
he was a dirty bugge....................
He wasn't fit to sho.............Watch it!!!!!!!!!! Thats definetely Censored!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry

LMAO

I remember that summer and the flippin' ladybirds! We went out collecting them, must have had about a million in an old fish tank with twigs and stuff. They died :o(( We were only little though! LOL My stepdad had a lime green Morris Marina estate and went to Southport for the day. The ladybirds covered the whole car!! LOL

LOL about the Pistols song! I was driving Lincsy mad with that yesterday!

Ahhhh the summer of 76 ..what a year that was ...my first holiday away from home with me mates ....sigh ...