Thread: You gotta love this....

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll
have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact amount for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
amount.

For a while this becomes routine until the two enter again later in
the week. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked potato,
and salad," says the man. "Yep! Same," says the ostrich. Shortly
the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact money
from your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was clearing the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right
amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for
a couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as
rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and replies, "My second wish was for a tall
bird with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

And again:

Three Little Pigs

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a ten
Year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
Class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
gather the building materials for his home.

She read,

"and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw
to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class:

"And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, "I
think the man would have said:

"Well, bugger me! A talking pig!!


The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes !!!!!!!!

Hahaha...good one Amanda! great to start the morning with!

hahahaha!

Great! I needed that laugh!

LOL...Now I can go to work with a smile on my face!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ROFL....good to go now....coffee's kicked in tooo....

bzzz

Laugh laugh laugh...rolling on the floor. I need this humor today!!!!
Thanks,
Dana