Thread: Breakfast in seven -

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note
of caution: "I should warn you. . .you may not want to try
these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I speak from personal experience," the expert explained.

"For years, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast. She
made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and
cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time.

"So finally one day I made a suggestion: 'Hon,' I said,
'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back persisted, "And didn't that save
time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her
20 minutes to get breakfast ready.
Now I do it in seven."

Originally Posted by kassi59

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note
of caution: "I should warn you. . .you may not want to try
these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I speak from personal experience," the expert explained.

"For years, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast. She
made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and
cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time.

"So finally one day I made a suggestion: 'Hon,' I said,
'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back persisted, "And didn't that save
time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her
20 minutes to get breakfast ready.
Now I do it in seven."

That's the way to do it.

Like it!

Good one

hmm...curious the men didnt seem to post anything...lol..

Too frightened to speak?? LOL

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Too frightened to speak?? LOL

lol...some men will say the best thing to say is nothing!..

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Too frightened to speak?? LOL

No No It's just that we all Know not to mess with a woman and her routine. As written in the mans bible to women, Though shale not mess with a woman in any way. or the heven's shall open and it shall dump
Unimaginable horror on you, that you have never seen before for forty days and forty night.

Which reminds me,

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper:

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM" and left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he
was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened
him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said:

"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

I agree with Alien, we are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Yes, Bill Ive heard that one and liked it quite a bit!
good one!

I needed those laughs today!!!!! Keep them coming!

Dana

AS always Kate good stuff....had me rolling and I needed that badly ...lol

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men..."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked: "What?"

another good one Bill....smiles I think I have repeated myself more than once I think Ive repeated my self more than once...lol