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Two contafiters way up nort in Chicargo wuz makin sum
contafit money an dey accidently made sum twelve dollar
bill by mistake. Dey made a whole bunch of dem before
dey foun dere mistake, so insted of startin over dey
decide to try to pass dem off.
Dey always herd how backward people in Louisiana wuz,
especially dem folks name Boudreaux frum down neer
Lafayette so dey jumpin dere car an drive down to
Lafayette, LA an wen dey got dere dey look in da fone
book an shore enuf dey fine Boudreaux's General Store
an Mercantile listed rite dere in da yeller pages.
Dey went to Boudreaux's store an walk up to da man at
da counter.
Da firs contafiter say, "Are you Mr. Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux say, "Mais shore, dat's me. Wat can Ah do fer
you fellers?"
Da contafiter wisper to his frien, "This is gonna be
easier than I thought."
Da contafiter say, "Can you give us change for a twelve
dollar bill?"
Boudreaux say, "Mais shore Ah can! How you want dat,
tree fores, fore trees, or 2 sixes?"
contafit money an dey accidently made sum twelve dollar
bill by mistake. Dey made a whole bunch of dem before
dey foun dere mistake, so insted of startin over dey
decide to try to pass dem off.
Dey always herd how backward people in Louisiana wuz,
especially dem folks name Boudreaux frum down neer
Lafayette so dey jumpin dere car an drive down to
Lafayette, LA an wen dey got dere dey look in da fone
book an shore enuf dey fine Boudreaux's General Store
an Mercantile listed rite dere in da yeller pages.
Dey went to Boudreaux's store an walk up to da man at
da counter.
Da firs contafiter say, "Are you Mr. Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux say, "Mais shore, dat's me. Wat can Ah do fer
you fellers?"
Da contafiter wisper to his frien, "This is gonna be
easier than I thought."
Da contafiter say, "Can you give us change for a twelve
dollar bill?"
Boudreaux say, "Mais shore Ah can! How you want dat,
tree fores, fore trees, or 2 sixes?"
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