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BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The
Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was:
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can
you hear it?
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of
yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares
at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration,
takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking
the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour
she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin,
muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks
what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm
rechecking my answers."
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR ??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the Mail box and again,
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The
Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was:
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can
you hear it?
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of
yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares
at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration,
takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking
the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour
she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin,
muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks
what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm
rechecking my answers."
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR ??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the Mail box and again,
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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