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INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
> flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend
> 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
> as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
> programs such as MUFC 5.0, Sale Sharks 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
> system.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do? Signed,
>
> Desperate
>
> =======================================
>
> Dear Desperate,
>
> First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to
> download Tears 6.2 Don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
>
> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically
> run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1
>
> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
> These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>
> You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support
Ernie
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
> flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend
> 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
> as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
> programs such as MUFC 5.0, Sale Sharks 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
> system.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do? Signed,
>
> Desperate
>
> =======================================
>
> Dear Desperate,
>
> First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to
> download Tears 6.2 Don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
>
> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically
> run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1
>
> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
> These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>
> You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support
Ernie
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