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    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
    generally promiscuous.
    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
    no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
    conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
    You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.
    "Solitude...a great place to visit...a bad place to stay"

    lol

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  • #2
    Re: My Next Life .... funny

    Originally posted by LadyEye
    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
    generally promiscuous.
    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
    no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
    conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
    You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.
    "Solitude...a great place to visit...a bad place to stay"

    lol

    Finnish off as an orgasm....hey?.....eh eh eh eh ....roflmao

    That one was good Holly......

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    • #3
      Re: My Next Life .... funny

      Like it!
      Trish
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      • #4
        Re: My Next Life .... funny

        Hmmm
        Bill
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        • #5
          Re: My Next Life .... funny

          Backwards doesn't sound to bad!! lol Holly
          Cindy Smentowski

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          • #6
            Re: My Next Life .... funny

            Backwards?
            I can never make up my mind anymore. It took me three years to accept that a marraige was over, and I still have a hard time dealing with how much more time it takes me nowadays to do the things I did much quicker 10 years ago.
            Asking me to pick a direction? I guess I am fortunate to still be moving in a straight line, whichever direction I am pointed!
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            • #7
              Re: My Next Life .... funny

              That is a good one, Holly
              Liz
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              • #8
                Re: My Next Life .... funny

                Just hope I have another lifetime....gotta lota messes to clean up!!
                Choco777
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                • #9
                  Re: My Next Life .... funny

                  lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: My Next Life .... funny

                    LOL... I Love It!!

                    I would be good if I could correct the mistakes I made first time though, so I didn't have to live them again... lol
                    I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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                    • #11
                      Re: My Next Life .... funny

                      LMAO. Totally totally superb mate!

                      Teri

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