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    > The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
    >
    > After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
    >
    > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
    > towards sky, what you see? '
    >
    > The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
    >
    > 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
    >
    > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
    > It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
    > planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
    > it
    > appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    > Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful
    > and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
    > have
    > a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
    >
    > 'You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent

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    HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTRE
    > It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.
    > Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance;
    > I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.'
    > The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
    > pocket Watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this
    > antique
    > watch.
    > It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
    > generations' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
    > quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, a nd watch the
    > watch...'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
    > forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
    > Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
    > Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into
    > a
    > hundred
    > pieces.
    >
    >
    >
    > '****!'
    > said the Hypnotist.
    >
    > It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre.
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com



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    Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto

    Like the first one.............the second........................eeeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwww. ...............
    Mike

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

    In God We Trust

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