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    " If You Are Unhappy"

    Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
    However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
    A cow passed by and ****ped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.
    Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

    The Moral Of The Story

    1. Everyone who ****s on you is not necessarily your enemy.

    2. Everyone who gets you out of the **** is not necessarily your friend.

    3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of ****, keep your mouth shut.
    Kellie

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    LMAO And that's no ****.
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    • #3
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      LOL
      Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a twisted sense of humor! I laughed til the tears were running, and damn if the make up didn't burn! LOL
      Kellie

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        I've never had a problem with my makeup running, to be honest. Of course, I only use the top of the line Mary Kay products which might explain why.
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by racefan20
          I've never had a problem with my makeup running, to be honest. Of course, I only use the top of the line Mary Kay products which might explain why.
          LMAO
          Smart man! Don't fall for the "waterproof" garbage though... the only time any of it is waterproof is when you actually want it to come off! Just a little tip I thought I'd share!
          Kellie

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by KJay_23
            LMAO
            Smart man! Don't fall for the "waterproof" garbage though... the only time any of it is waterproof is when you actually want it to come off! Just a little tip I thought I'd share!
            LOL I will certainly keep that in mind. Here's a skin care tip for you if you ever decide to shave your head: when sitting front row at a NASCAR race, do NOT apply additional sunscreen to the top of your head without using a wash cloth to clean off first. If you do, you're only rubbing tire rubber into your scalp.
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            • #7
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              LOL
              Ouch... definately a good tip to remember!
              Kellie

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by KJay_23
                LOL
                Ouch... definately a good tip to remember!
                Absolutely. I'm here to educate as well as entertain. LOL
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                • #9
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                  LOL
                  Gotta love multi-talented people... now, if you could do electrical work, I'd say you were hired! LOL
                  Kellie

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by KJay_23
                    LOL
                    Gotta love multi-talented people... now, if you could do electrical work, I'd say you were hired! LOL
                    LOL Actually, I can do that type of work - I've done it many times before and no houses have burned down.

                    Yet.
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                    • #11
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                      LOL
                      Well, with that kind of track record going for ya, you must be a good electrician. lol
                      Kellie

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                      http://www.ccabincandles.com

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by KJay_23
                        LOL
                        Well, with that kind of track record going for ya, you must be a good electrician. lol
                        Either that, or I have a very selective memory.
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                        • #13
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                          LMAO
                          Well, there is always that possibility, but I suppose I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt... I'll just keep an eye on the news in case there are any massive fires out your way.
                          Kellie

                          Cozy Cabin Candles and Crafts
                          http://www.ccabincandles.com

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                          • #14
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                            Racefan - I am now convinced that something inside you wants to start a web site for fashion tips for bald guys (or shaved heads - is there a subtle difference??). You seem to have a wealth of advice!

                            LOL
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                            • #15
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                              Did I hear some talk about bald guys???

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