Spelling accuracy has nowhere near the clout it had in days of yore. But those who still value correct spelling might enjoy seeing what a change in a letter or two can do to some tried and true concepts.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the person who makes a cynical remark and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Karmageddon: When everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes and the Earth explodes.
Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.