Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes
and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for
the men that dominated their women on earth and the other
line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also,
I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone
and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped
was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women
there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all
whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that
stood up and made me proud, Learn from him.
"Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one
on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."