Ive heard of Stewards - but

[kassi59]

Maudie is flying on a jumbo-jet to Europe. Once in the air the
loudspeaker comes on:

"This is your captain Emilia Rodrigues. We are cruising at 35,000
feet...etc. etc." When the announcement is finished Maudie
beckons to a stewardess and asks, "Is it really true that this
great big airplane is being flown by a woman?"

"Yes, says the stewardess, Captain Rodrigues is a woman."

"How wonderful!" Maudie replied. "I am so excited! Do you
think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to
congratulate her?"

"Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know
that the co-pilot is also a woman."

"Oh, how exciting. This is wonderful news! Please let me go
to the cockpit so I can congratulate them both!"

"OK, you can do that. You might like to know that actually the
entire crew of this plane are women."

"That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time ...
this has really made my day ... I just have to go to the cockpit
to express my admiration!"

"One more thing you might like to know ...
We don't call it the cockpit any more....."

[bill2006]

Hmmmm

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lol Kate..........

[Astraltraveller]

HHmmmmmm.....I wonder what will they call it now......hee hee hee