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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    West Burke Vermont

    Talking Golfers -

    Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was
    an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day,
    decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate
    Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say
    Mass for him that day.

    As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton
    headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
    This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he
    knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was
    alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else
    was in church!

    At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
    while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed,
    "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

    The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

    Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
    towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and
    fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

    St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked,
    "Why did you let him do that?"

    The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to brag to?"

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Alberton - South Africa

    Default Re: Golfers -

    Nice one Kate.......I just loved you know why I love my Golf......hee hee hee....

    Good to see you back here.......

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