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    Default older women are great..

    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

    NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND ****** SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
    25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

    THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.




    Liz
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    Default Re: older women are great..

    veerrryyy funny ... lol ...

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    Default Re: older women are great..

    Quote Originally Posted by larazovich;197362[FONT=Arial
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    THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
    The only analogy that comes to mind, a rattlesnake carrying anti-venom!

    Sorry ladies, it had to be said.

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    I knew there was a reason I have been married for 18years!!! lol

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    Sounds like they live on the East Coast, for sure....

    LOL

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    good one Liz, keep them coming

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    G1 Feet!

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