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    Talking For the Irish

    [FONT='times new roman', 'new york', times, serif][FONT='times new roman', 'new york', times, serif][FONT='times new roman', 'new york', times, serif]With St. Patrick's Day coming up in March, I thought you might like a little Irish Humor........


    One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.

    Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

    "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorra,"said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

    "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey" asked the blonde

    Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

    With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,"Have mercy! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"











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    LOL .. good one .. just enough to turn us all green for the occasion!! LOL LOL

    You now have me curious though ..
    "Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure." <---- was that you? LOL

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    Default Re: For the Irish

    No..... Mybe my alter ego? Just a figment of my imagination, or dream or something like that.
    Mike

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

    In God We Trust

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    Very funny, Mike. Best pick-me-up in my day so far.... thanks for that!
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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