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    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

    'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer... The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are YOU doing for the next generation?'

    The applause was resounding...


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    I guess the old man told him off.
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    Two points for us old farts!!!!!
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    Default Re: Know it ALL College Students

    We may be on different sides of the pond but the sentiments are exactly the same....Good ol folks!

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    Who you calling "old"????
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    Two points for us old farts!!!!!
    I may be old but not a old fart guess i'll be there in a few years.
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    You're only an Old Fart when you're too old to just be full of sh*t.

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    Well I guess I'm old!!! but I can't say that I pass the chance to let a good one pass, when I get to feeling too full of sh***T..
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