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    Default You might get MAC SMACKED if......

    Ok.. People are driving me nuts and its not just one of you. So here is a guideline before I go postal.

    Dont get offended if you find your self on this list...

    You might get MAC SMACKED if.....

    You are a member of more than one forum to which i belong and you ask the same questions numerous times on both forums

    I answer you in the forum and you post to me in p.m.s, i.m.'s, or profile boards, and then again in email.... THE ANSWER IS STILL THE SAME

    If you argue with moderators and administrators on any forum and email me and whine about it..

    You get paid to build websites but hound me for info on HOW TO DO IT!!!

    Ask the same question that has been asked 40 times in the thread you are viewing and you didnt LOOK or read any of them, and then email me. Then cry about the attitude you get. CLUE: DONT EMAIL IF IVE ANSWERED ON THE FORUM

    I dont mind helping within reason, but I am NOT going to build your website for you.. spend hours on messenger to fix your issues. I dont get paid for customer service, unless you are my customer and have paid for my time. I dont get paid to install, update, or fix your websites. I volunteer here. Its not MY JOB. I do it to be NICE... so... lets keep me NICE.

    Ok.... I feel better now!

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    Thumbs up Re: You might get MAC SMACKED if......

    LOL
    Reminds me of Dan's attempt to lay out the ground rules in the face of the endless stream!

    I try to keep the words of a Beatles song in mind, with the words, "I get by with a little help of my friends ..." as I grind my teeth. Maybe it explains why it's harder to chew nowadays?

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    Dearest MAC SMACKED

    Could I please have your email address, your p.m.s, i.m.'s, or profile board as I have a few problems that I would love you to help me with.

    Waiting in anticipation

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    Default Re: You might get MAC SMACKED if......

    Quote Originally Posted by davidundalicia View Post
    Dearest MAC SMACKED

    Could I please have your email address, your p.m.s, i.m.'s, or profile board as I have a few problems that I would love you to help me with.

    Waiting in anticipation
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    Quote Originally Posted by davidundalicia View Post
    Dearest MAC SMACKED

    Could I please have your email address, your p.m.s, i.m.'s, or profile board as I have a few problems that I would love you to help me with.

    Waiting in anticipation
    David you just love to get mac smacked don't you.
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    If I can make a friend laugh then its worth a few smacks.................lol

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    David

    Mac Smacks tend to make you pole dance and that takes all the fun out of mac smacking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Mac View Post
    David
    Mac Smacks tend to make you pole dance and that takes all the fun out of mac smacking.
    ....reminds me of a picture I once saw somewhere .....

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    My goodness, glad I know the rules.........
    Ken

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    Default Re: You might get MAC SMACKED if......

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Mac View Post
    David

    Mac Smacks tend to make you pole dance and that takes all the fun out of mac smacking.

    Karen
    Hey Karen, how can you say that when you havnt even seen my pole dancing............I think that I got the words in the right order....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sedona View Post
    My goodness, glad I know the rules.........
    Hey.. ill forward them all to you Ken! Ill tell them youre my stand in.

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    Dearest Sedona

    Could I please have your email address, your p.m.s, i.m.'s, or profile board as I have a few problems that I would love you to help me with.

    Waiting in anticipation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Mac View Post
    Hey.. ill forward them all to you Ken! Ill tell them youre my stand in.

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    LMAO...

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    A laugh a day keeps the booby man away................Now who said I was crazy !!!!!

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