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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Alberton - South Africa

    Default And Little Johnny Does It

    Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of
    a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development."

    At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little Girls stay behind for 5 minutes.

    Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, Get up and leave the class room"

    Everybody agreed to this plan.

    Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go Ahead Anita"

    Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."

    Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Rosie!"

    Rosie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home"

    Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Rosie!"

    At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home." Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a strip-club "

    As all the young ladies got up and proceeded to leave, Little Johnny says,

    "Hey relax you little pr0stitutes, it hasn't opened

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    Mar 2007

    Default Re: And Little Johnny Does It

    Did you bring that one back from the last mission????

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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    Jan 2008
    woodbourne new york

    Default Re: And Little Johnny Does It

    Little Johnny at his best thats a good one.
    Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

    "laughter is the best medicine"
    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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