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    Default For us old ones


    have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?

    well...you'll love this one.

    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.


    i noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?


    upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

    'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
    'when did you graduate?' i asked.

    He answered, 'in 1972. Why do you ask?'

    'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.


    then, that ugly,


    old,

    bald headed,

    wrinkled,

    fat ass,

    grey-haired,

    decrepit,


    old son-of-a-bitch asked me:
    ?

    'what class did you teach?
    Mike

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    Default Re: For us old ones

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO good one!

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    Default Re: For us old ones

    Thats funny.........
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    Default Re: For us old ones

    Thats way too funny. Man I just can't imagine if that happens to me.

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    Default Re: For us old ones

    Love the ones with a twist.

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    Wink Re: For us old ones

    ah haha....lol I woulda whacked him wit me broom!

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    Oops... crash, bang, pardon the intrusion, I didn't mean to be in here, sorry, didn't read the title .. hee hee

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    You mean you aren't old enough to be out of school yet Holly???

    Or just not old enough to look like it????
    Mike

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    LMAO!!! Funniest thing I've heard all day.
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    Thats a good one Mike
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