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    THREE KNOTS


    An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

    He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

    He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing??'

    The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots '

    'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??'

    She says,'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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    Wink Re: Three knots ..!!!

    .....that's KNOT on! ;) lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by C L View Post
    .....that's KNOT on! ;) lol
    And why knot..???.... hee hee hee ... glad you liked it.....

    hey.!!!..... good to see you back here..... it's been a while.....lol

    So are we going to fire up this ship again..???

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    Default Re: Three knots ..!!!

    Now that there has been some shifting of seats, still have to be careful not to fly out of the designated flight patterns ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasili View Post
    Now that there has been some shifting of seats, still have to be careful not to fly out of the designated flight patterns ...
    Who mentioned anything about designated flight patterns..?????
    good to see you again General...... welcome back aboard.....

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    Lets Knot go where others have gone before...............just unravel those knots and lets go.......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by C L View Post
    .....that's KNOT on! ;) lol
    Arh! nearly as bad as the original. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astraltraveller View Post
    And why knot..???.... hee hee hee ... glad you liked it.....

    hey.!!!..... good to see you back here..... it's been a while.....lol

    So are we going to fire up this ship again..???

    ....hey good to see you too, and fire away......I'm in, as soon as the delivery truck gets here with the WINE! OMG where's the wine???

    .......thirsty!! KNOT KIDDN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collectors-info View Post
    Arh! nearly as bad as the original. :)

    awwwww, no it's knot ;) lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidundalicia View Post
    Lets Knot go where others have gone before...............just unravel those knots and lets go.......................
    Yeah..!!! David.... lets fire up some knots on this ship like the old day... and go where no other but THE LEADER as gone....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by C L View Post
    ....hey good to see you too, and fire away......I'm in, as soon as the delivery truck gets here with the WINE! OMG where's the wine???

    .......thirsty!! KNOT KIDDN!

    OH MY GOSH....!!!!!!..... you just got back here and already asking for the wine...??????.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astraltraveller View Post
    OH MY GOSH....!!!!!!..... you just got back here and already asking for the wine...??????.......

    ...ya for days now, lol
    ................still Knot arrived!!

    (stay on topic, lmao)

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    Quote Originally Posted by C L View Post
    ...ya for days now, lol
    ................still Knot arrived!!

    (stay on topic, lmao)
    What knot arrived ..????..... the vino or the spaceship....????.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidundalicia View Post
    Sknot fair is it................lol
    Oh..my..!!! I guess knot....lol

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    This is a little knotty isn't it..............
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