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  1. #1
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    Jul 2006
    Alberton - South Africa

    Default Elderly

    Elderly couples

    A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
    Granny replies, " "@&#%...... the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

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    A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
    He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

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    Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
    Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"

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    An elderly couple is attending Mass.
    About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.

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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2007

    Default Re: Elderly

    Always good to read a couple of funnies.....

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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