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    Default An old lady dies and goes to heaven......

    An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
    She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
    when all of a sudden she hears
    the most awful, blood curdling screams.
    Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
    'It's only someone having the holes drilled into hershoulder blades for the wings.'
    The old lady looks a little uncomfortablebut carries on with the conversation.A few minutes later, there are more
    blood curdling screams.
    'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady,'now what is happening?'
    'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,
    'She's just having her head drilled to fit the
    halo.'
    'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to
    hell.'
    'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter.
    'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'
    'Maybe so,' says the old lady,but I've already got the holes for that.'

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    Default Re: An old lady dies and goes to heaven......

    Well that made me laugh. Keep 'em coming :D

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    Default Re: An old lady dies and goes to heaven......

    ....need to talk to Astral Traveller........if you can find him lol
    Never measure the height of the mountain you're climbing. At the summit, look back and see how small it really is!

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    Default Re: An old lady dies and goes to heaven......

    Quote Originally Posted by Stamati View Post
    What is the Vodalien Club?
    Survivors of some Voda ******* (VD)??? LOLOL

    Sounds like I'd like to get in on this one ....
    No .. No..... no Voda *******.....lol..... Click Here and see .... we just a group of Aliens having a little fun exploring the Universe out there..... still want to join..???...... By invitation only...!!!!..... by THE LEADER and his 2ND IN COMMAND only.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahimsa View Post
    ....need to talk to Astral Traveller........if you can find him lol

    You don't need to find him ..... I
    THE LEADER will always find you......always watching you all from some far far Galaxy out there.... hee hee hee.....

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