Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

[Girlonthehill]

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Subject: Jokes

With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked, "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" "We were watching the moonlanding while she was conceived.", She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

LOL I've heard a ruder version of that one but I couldn't possibly repeat it here.

[Girlonthehill]

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

True, Blue, true.

[Girlonthehill]

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hi yo all

Hey, karthikldu! Nice to see you.

[Girlonthehill]

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Hi Blue, how are you doing ... watching the hockey playoffs? lol

That was a good secret, lol ...



Hello Amanda, Good Morning/Afternoon/Day/Nite, lol ...

Did you hear the news

The Leader has a new Star, lol

Hey, Holly. Now you know I just lifted that li'l image, don't you, huh? Lol How's tricks?

[Girlonthehill]

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Hi Amanda,
How and where have you been?
Doing OK?
I have more jokes to tell you!
Blue

Hey, Blue.

I'm great, thanks you for asking and I'm away from 'home' helping my Mum recover after a heart attack. I'm also lapping up the beautiful sunshine we're having here. It's the most glorious Spring weather and I'm catching up on some reading. She's doing real good and I should be back 'home' and sorted quite soon.

How are you doing?

Let me have 'em!

[Astraltraveller]

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Biiiiiigggg HELLO to you Amanda, nice to see you again....and enjoying your nice Spring weather.....lol

[LadyEye]

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Just a few nice ones here for ya Amanda ... !! Did I say Good Morning!!

Good Morning!

[Girlonthehill]

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G'day peeps!



Right back at ya!

I'll be gone for a while now until I get my new broadband connected up. I move into my new place next week and will be confined to Emailville (thank God for Java) until I get fixed up. Y'all take care of each other and have fun! Bye-eeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[LadyEye]

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Thanks Amanda

I can feel your excitement!! See you soon!! Need any help setting up be sure to give me a call, I'll jaunt on over ...

Hurry back!!

[WSBlue]

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After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years
(message for those planning married life...good luck!)
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

[WSBlue]

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Hey, Blue.

I'm great, thanks you for asking and I'm away from 'home' helping my Mum recover after a heart attack. I'm also lapping up the beautiful sunshine we're having here. It's the most glorious Spring weather and I'm catching up on some reading. She's doing real good and I should be back 'home' and sorted quite soon.

How are you doing?

Let me have 'em!

Hi! Amanda,
Nice to hear from you, again.
Wish your Mom is getting better.
I am fine myself.
Thank you.
Take care.

[Girlonthehill]

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Hi! Amanda,
Nice to hear from you, again.
Wish your Mom is getting better.
I am fine myself.
Thank you.
Take care.

I'm glad to hear that you're fine and hope all is well in your world. My Mum is fine now, thank you. She'll be having a little bypass in a couple of months but she's actually much better than she was pre-heart attack. I am back home now.

I can feel your excitement!! See you soon!! Need any help setting up be sure to give me a call, I'll jaunt on over ...

Hurry back!!

Thank you! I'm back! Well sort of. Lol I have dial up until next Tuesday when my broadband is connected. I am settled into my new place and have it looking kinda like home. Lol I still need some stuff, furniture wise, but I can manage just fine. This is soooooooooo great.

[LadyEye]

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Nice to see you, once you dial up, don't hang up ... stay on ...

Something for your signature for the upcoming week
Just be glad you made it!!

Busy I'll bet, getting everything sorted, hope you threw more than half away, it's all just clutter you know ... I am thinking of just opening the doors and letting the flea marketers come in, (if Cindy only knew I had this much clutter) but yeah, too much is not good ... in prior years, I wanted it all, now I don't, funny how things change ...
Well Amanda, if you have the coffee pot on, your bed made and dial up there's not much else you need ... is there??

[C L]

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Morning Flo.............glad you're back.

[Girlonthehill]

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Nice to see you, once you dial up, don't hang up ... stay on ...

Something for your signature for the upcoming week
Just be glad you made it!!

Busy I'll bet, getting everything sorted, hope you threw more than half away, it's all just clutter you know ... I am thinking of just opening the doors and letting the flea marketers come in, (if Cindy only knew I had this much clutter) but yeah, too much is not good ... in prior years, I wanted it all, now I don't, funny how things change ...
Well Amanda, if you have the coffee pot on, your bed made and dial up there's not much else you need ... is there??

LOL I love the snail but Ifear that little fella is faster than my connection speed. Hmmmm. Yes I do have some clutter and will be getting rid of some stuff, mainly out of date paperwork, over the next week or so. Right now I have websites to work on. They have been on hold for way too long.

Yeppers, I have my pc, dial up, a bed, had my first coffee this morning (had to find the coffee, lol) and my first curry this evening. It's now officially home. Lol