Where Is Your Cow??????

[Girlonthehill]

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please can we keep this to serious debates about real cows and not make believe ones with pics pinched from google please , thank you

now please all tell us what your real cow is up to today

My cow has gone to Tesco to finish her grocery shopping. She said she wanted to get it done before the kids get off school. There's a turkey that's been giving her grief all year and she has him marked out for Christmas dinner. Don't mess with my cow. I've asked her not to go too mad on the booze as she gets a little difficult to manage when she's had too much. You may remember from her trip to the Scilly Isles. So there you go.

[LadyEye]

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....


1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .. Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

(Just got this in an email and had to share in this here cow thread. Not sure what it has to do with cows....but....)

Well that is just hilarious Cindy ... Can't find an "error" in that what-so-ever ... lol .....

Love those hot pink shorts! lmao

[LadyEye]

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Has anyone seen a cow mooooovie yet?

(Nooooo! not any barnyard videos, please!)
LOL

Can't say Eye have .... or one that "mooooved" me enough to remember ... lol ....

[larazovich]

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It's like in Petaluma, Eric, where they have the annual Egg and Butter Parade, and people dress up like butter.....

[Vasili]

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Eggs?? I suppose Mork was the Emcee?

Cows give milk, but upset cows give cottage cheese (or so I've heard!).
And besides, there is nothing else in Petaluma besides chickens and the turkeys that raise them!! LOL

Amanda's cow likes to drink, and Bill's cow likes to think....
Oh.....it is still morning, and I'm already pooped! I can't do my Dr. Suess right now...

[C L]

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That was a good one Cindy and Amanda, it sounds like you have one mean cow. lol you guys and your cows.

[Girlonthehill]

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That was a good one Cindy and Amanda, it sounds like you have one mean cow. lol you guys and your cows.

She's kinda nice most of the time but, boy, is she mean when she gets crossed. That turkey has had it coming to him all year, waking her up at all hours. His favourite trick was to creep up on her when she was sleeping and scare her half to death in order to 'tip' her. I had to let her mooooooooove into the house. She's quite good to have around though and helps out with the housework. She's great at dusting and hooooovering. She's pants at cooking though.

[C L]

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She's kinda nice most of the time but, boy, is she mean when she gets crossed. That turkey has had it coming to him all year, waking her up at all hours. His favourite trick was to creep up on her when she was sleeping and scare her half to death in order to 'tip' her. I had to let her mooooooooove into the house. She's quite good to have around though and helps out with the housework. She's great at dusting and hooooovering. She's pants at cooking though.

Jeez Amanda, sounds like some smart critters round your place....

No cooking??? Guess you can't expect a cow to do everything moovilously, yep, sounds like the turkey's time it up, whats he doing taking over the rooster's job anyhoo? Doesn't he know that there is a time and place for everything? Speaking of that....did you tell him yet?......about his place and time? I betcha he'll gobble it up! lol

About your cow,..... she is mooovilous!

[Vasili]

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Amanda-

I am worried my cow has gotten used to getting her way....she has been up to so much shenannigans recently every time she goes to town (I dare not even let her shop again!). Remember her losing darts at lunch? I have to wear a disguise whenever I stop in at Harrods now.....

I can imagine her coming home with a tattoo or some ring in her nose!
Lordy! THEN how do I handle it???

[Girlonthehill]

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Jeez Amanda, sounds like some smart critters round your place....

No cooking??? Guess you can't expect a cow to do everything moovilously, yep, sounds like the turkey's time it up, whats he doing taking over the rooster's job anyhoo? Doesn't he know that there is a time and place for everything? Speaking of that....did you tell him yet?......about his place and time? I betcha he'll gobble it up! lol

About your cow,..... she is mooovilous!

We don't let the turkey know anything. She's made an arrangement with the butcher at Tesco's and has it all sorted out. I'm staying out of it. Lol Yeah, she's okay as long as she stays off the pop. I did notice a couple of bottles poking out the top of her shopping bag though so it looks like we could be in for some trouble. She'll be gobbling him up, that's for sure!

[Girlonthehill]

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Amanda-

I am worried my cow has gotten used to getting her way....she has been up to so much shenannigans recently every time she goes to town (I dare not even let her shop again!). Remember her losing darts at lunch? I have to wear a disguise whenever I stop in at Harrods now.....

I can imagine her coming home with a tattoo or some ring in her nose!
Lordy! THEN how do I handle it???

They can get a little spoilt, can't they? Mine can get quite stroppy at times. If she get's too bad I just wave a box of beefburgers in front of her, say "what's good for the turkey?" and she calms down for a while. I'd worry more when she has her nipple pierced and then the udder one .....

Mine was barred from Harrods. They said she was behaving like a bull in a china shop.

[Lincslady]

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hi all i would just like to ask where is your cow cos mine is currently ski ing on the ***** alps for its holiday


please tell us all where your cow is and what its up to today

Mines a silly old cow..right now she's trying some new false eyelashes on she bought at the market..i'm sure she thinks she's 18!

[LadyEye]

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omg you guys and your cows .... my cow is still doing the "bow wow wow"

Is there a site where I could go to get lessons and teach mine new tricks ....

this is just udderly ridiculous that she will only bow wow wow ....

I am really missing out on all this ... lol

Please mooooooooove me in the right direction .... lol

[Vasili]

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If your cow is doing the "bow wow wow" you failed to notice it is cow for "boo hoo hoo".....show her more attention, and she will show you how-how-how to keep her happy and being a "productive" member of your household!

I know....modern cows have modern distractions! Eyelashes! Phooey!
Why did you even give her money to spend, LadyLinda??? Should have told her to stay in the car and make like cheap set of seat covers!

[bill2006]

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Man, I loved Clarabelle.
You old enough to remember her, Bill?

Have several canes too, lol