2007 Expected Mergers
For those with any money to invest, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some $$$ BIG Bucks $$$.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco & Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Fed Ex is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW !
And Finally......
9. Victoria's Secret & Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco & Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Fed Ex is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW !
And Finally......
9. Victoria's Secret & Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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