have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?
well...you'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
i noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .
'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered, 'in 1972. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
then, that ugly,
old,
bald headed,
wrinkled,
fat ass,
grey-haired,
decrepit,
old son-of-a-bitch asked me:
?
'what class did you teach?
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